Tuesday, December 31, 2013

I Love NY(E)

In this week’s issue we strive for quantity over quality.

The second best receiver in Kstate history won the Norris!  #OneMoreYearTylerLocket

18 Again #FlashbackTo2013

MMA Yuck, 10th grossest leg break of 2013 #KevinWare #LubHumpday

Stax and Pringles put their seasoning on opposite sides…are they trying to mess with me?

Conspiracy of the Week (Pow):  Who shot at Carl Winslow? McClane or Terrorist? #PowHumpday #WelcomeToThePartyPal


Kstate beats winningest team of all time #EmawHumpday

Sorry “Leedog the Belieber”, It’s over.

Chiefs haven’t won a playoff game since the ’93 season.  Only the Lions have gone longer without a win. #RedHumpday #FlashbackTo1993

Did we just get mentioned in stat with the Lions? #CountdownTo2012 #RedHumpday

My first made-from-scratch latte.  #LifeHackHumpday

Is it NYE 13 or NYE 14?   #NyeHumpday

Steelers robbed (get it?  …stealers) #RedHumpday

Nothing in the English language rhymes with nurple.

Me and Lara always argue about who’s more attractive, Justin Long or Shae LaBuff.  #LoveJustinLong

Is “We are the Champions” and “We Will Rock You” one song. #SeriousQuestionHumpday

Snyder’s cupboard is bursting, just in time for the playoffs in ’14 #EmawHumpday

#HaikuHumpday #HaikuByStu
** I’m Donatello,
** do it all, even machines.
** My brothers are dumb.

Tuesday, December 24, 2013

Keep the Eve in Christmas Eve

Merry Christmas #MerryHumpday

The C64 home game console system came out in 1990.  It was a 1982 Commodore 64 with no upgrades and much less functionality.  #NiceTryHumpday

The one iconic image that represents America and why this country took world civilization on a 5000 year leap has now officially ben banned. We love you Tom.  #RipLightbulb

Mpemba #WowHumpday

Haiku of the Week: #HaikuHumpday #UowHumpday
** It’s Christmas Season
** Topsy popcorn tins for all
** Yuck!  Cheesy Keyboard.

18 again.

The Chiefs now get to start the playoffs by traveling to play a team that is 4-0 this season against teams with at least 11 wins.

From the director of Alien & Gladiator, and the starring the lead actor from Jerry McGuire, Rain Man, and Top gun comes a legend of a movie that I can’t believe I missed #LegendTheMovie

Another gem from Tyler (Well at least he’s batting a hundred better than Ted Williams):

Wednesday, December 18, 2013

Mega Duck Roar Sync

#CountdownTo2012 Super secret starbabies (starbucks) coffee pop, coming soon

#countdownTo2012 Remember that supervolcano in Yellowstone that would vaporize 2/3 of USA if it blew, you know, the one that blows every 700,000 years, and it’s been 640,000 since the last eruption….well it turns out it’s three times bigger than previously thought.  Thanks Debbie downer scientists.

The Grinch will getcha 70, and that’s alright…

Teaser for Christopher Nolan’s “Intersteller” looks amazing.  I think Nolan has found a way to make even McConnohay look like a great actor.  I can’t wait.

Nolan’s new movie is his first original piece since Inception, and we all know how that turned out.

Speaking of Batmovies, did you see the teaser for Planet of the Apes, part II.  Gary Oldman looks like he’s playing commissioner all over again

Speaking of Juno as the Arcitect.  I just watched the new brit marling.  I’ve said it before, she’s female M. Night.  Although she didn’t write/direct the east.

Speaking of commander stone hopper, what a babe huh.

Speaking of babes, if Alex Smith can pull off a div. Champ, then I’m bringing back #RedHumpday

I’m bringing back #RedHumpday, because every humpday is a #RedHumpday

Yeah 5th seed!!!   :|

Haiku of the Week: (Uow): #UowHumpday
Xavier, Jean Luc, …
How is one actor so cool?

Dune too!?!  <<<head explodes>>>

Wednesday, December 11, 2013

Remembering Lethal Weapon 2

OK, so last week’s hoopla wasn’t the best in the world.  But hey nobody’s perfect, even Don Shula lost a game or two.

Cornsweet #WowHumpday


Why oh why did B come before A???

Have you seen the trailer for “Edge of Tomorrow” with Tom Cruise?  It looks kind of like a slightly less funny version of Groundhog Day.

Haiku of the Week: (Uow): #UowHumpday
A McClane Christmas.
Get together, have a few…….
GUNFIRE!  Got tape?

It was a thrilling victory, winning the world championship on the frigid steppe of sporting park…sudden death….multiple shootouts….unbelievable finish for KC.  I missed it.

I saw an Andrew luck doll in the claw machine at Toy r us.  Question mark.


Coldest day ever….in Summertime?

Eurostep #WowHumpday

I’ve been waiting my whole life to see it broken, finally a 64 yarder.  Still not as long as martini’s miracle in manhattan.  (65) #EmawHumpday and he didn’t need mile high, sea bass

It was so nice outside last night, that I got home and said “Honey I’m going to get gas on the way home”  It was 36 degrees

CD Tradepost by taco bell has a copy of RC Pro Am for $52.  Anyone want to split that 10 ways?

Wednesday, December 4, 2013

Remembering Candy Cane and Rusty Nail

Worst Christmas ever!  Thanks Comet I.S.O.N.

You Tube of the Week (Yow):  Our blades are F***ing Great #YowHumpday  #LubHumpday

As If, Lohan.

Richard, What’s Happening? Of the Week (Row): Tomlin? Jason the Kid? Hal McCray?  #SpillGate2013 #FootGate2013 #RowHumpday

Confucious say: I Lub Humpday.  Jimmer say:  I miss 18

KC 137.5 – Seattle 137.6

Haiku of the Week: (Uow): #UowHumpday

I wake, reluctant;

too cold to get out of bed.

But I need to pee.

-Submitted by JLFE

#CowntdownTo2012  Let’s hope it stays in vegas

I heard that when you don’t eat the core, you are wasting precious apple food.  However, warning:  don’t eat the seeds.  They are harmless unless chewed, then common side effects will occur, involving death.

Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Turkeyday Tuesday 13

Haiku of the Week (Uow) #UowHumpday

All events ripple, - parallel universes. - Somewhere Stay Puft wins.

We did it!  7-5 Record.  Go Cats.  Time to get ready for Bowl.  #EmawHumpday

#FlashbackTo1993  Standing at the edge of tomorrow…today (echo today, tiday, tday,tda, a, a, a) #LubHumpday

I think I just found the second best Philly, west of the Mississip.  #GloryDaysPizza

#WowHumpday Hookskate #CountdownTo2012

#CountdownTo2012  Red Dawn taught us to look to the skies…they were right.  Shaq Balloon is here.

Joke of the Week from a 9 year old (Oow): Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?  Because he’s dead. #OowHumpday

I got to a real chewy piece of bacon while enjoying a bake/egg/cheese/bisk from Deez (golden arches), and it tasted like the smell of the indoor hippo exhibit at the zoo.  #GowHumpday

Do you ever hear an old song that, at the time of its release, you didn’t really care for, but all the sudden it sounds like F. Scott Fitspatrick?  For some reason I can’t get enough of the Ting Tings.

Wiki-Answers Question of the Week (Kiow): 

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Open the Champagne

Byebye red humpday, we’ll cherish the short time we had with you.

Bob Dylan took over my TV, and I can’t turn it off.

Have you seen the trailer for “Heaven is for Real”?  Tears flowed down my face like the salmon of capistrono

G-Flex #CountdownTo2012

I once stated that “thing” from taco Villa was the perfect food.  But then Kent proved me wrong by topping “thing” with queso and thus improving it.  I subsequently fell into a downward spiral of depression until I was introduced to the taco bell cinnabun.  Imagine the best donut hole you’ve ever had, and multiply it by ten while eating it with Cindy Crawford (Cindy Circa 5th grade). #Circa5thGrade

They stormed the field?  Ouch…how sad

7-4, one game to go.  #EmawHumpday

Wiki-Answers Question of the Week (Kiow):


Haiku of the Week (Uow) #UowHumpday
Say it isn’t so, - They chose WHO for Gotham’s Knight? - Nolan’s dead to me.

 Just when I think I’m out, they pull me back in.

World’s tallest waterslide, now in KC.


Word of the Week (Wow):  Nasal Ranger - 8 will get you 20…and that’s all right. #WowHumpday #LubHumpday

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Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Eleven Twelve Thirteen

We’re bowling, 6-4 with two games to go (Frogs and OU)

Haiku of the Week (Uow): #UowHumpday #CountdownTo2012
Countdown 2012 – No pyramids exploding. – Just think Y2K.

Every Pheonix song sounds the same.  Don’t get me wrong, I give them like a 6 out of 10. But EVERY song is a 6 out of 10.  Also, I think I’ve heard 10 of their songs, but it could just be one…don’t know.

Michael Jackson never sounded so good…and Peta never was so mad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrOGJR3Uzyo #NoLubs

Sabotage really stands the test of time.  Can we just agree that it was the best rock song of the 90’s and move on…. Everything else was too “flannel” or too “deep voice” or two garagie.  Bottom line Nirvana was maybe in the top 50 alternative bands.  But I’ll give them cred for being the first.  Kudos.

There is one good thing that came out of seatle…

Donkey Week 1 of 3 #NoChampagneHumpday 

Was Ben Kenobe the worst alias ever.  I mean he didn’t even change his last name.  And he didn’t even really change his first name either, he just Americanized it.  It be like GiVanni Ribisi going into witness protection and changing his name to John Ribisi.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Hey Rodgers

Headline of the Week (How):

What?  There’s a Burger King Land!!!  I want to go there.  #HowHumpday

Haiku of the Week (Uow):  #UowHumpday
I, I, I, I, I,
Love, Love, Love, Love, Love, Love, Love,
Me, Me, Me, Me, Me.
(Submitted by Tyler)

Chainsaw Massacre stalls

I thought the 7 year old Klan costume was the worst…. until I saw the gal dressed as a Boston Marathon runner with shrapnel injuries on her legs.

Got Free Bacon?

Got Brazilian Wandering Spiders? #EvacuateTheHouseImmediately

#CountdownTo2012  Tesco=Pre-Crime

Rocky Horror in Denver

Freddie Fart knocker in Atlanta

Is fartnocker one word #Leedog

#CountdownTo2012  Don’t forget your Axe mask

#CountdownTo2012  Dozens of solar flares

Hey slugger, throw me a hot dog.  Owe you hit me. To fast jerk….It’s a hot dog, it’s supposed to be thrown fast….not that fast. #HumpdayHatTrick

Foles ties record that’s been held is ‘13

#CountdownTo2012  Phosphorus Crisis

#CountdownTo2012 to many countdown to 2013’s

9 down, 10 to go #NoChampagneHumpday

 Kirobo #LubHumpday

Wednesday, October 30, 2013

Pickoff Obstruction

Happy Anniversary.  Thanks to everyone whom has been following me on humpday for two years now.  Well now you can follow me on Humpday.  

8 down, 11 to go #NoChampagneHumpday

Haiku of the Week (Uow):  Ripley’s Credo:  If I’ve said it once – I’ve said it a thousand times – Don’t wake the larva.  #UowHumpday

White box spy tool #SpowHumpday #LubHumpday

One of our QB’s went 8 for 8 with a TD, ran like the wind, pumped up the crowd, and was a leader of men . . . the other looked like Joe Freakin Nameth

Google Barge #SpowHumpday #LubHumpday

I heard someone say that the Rick Patina will take 50 years to form on the new dome L

Who’s that Obamacare girl?

Obamacare girl removed #SpowHumpday

Let’s do this #NoChampagneHumpday

Every Humpday is a RED Humpday #NoChampagneHumpday #RedHumpday

Every time I hear a Counting crows song, it always takes me back to my youth… playing NHL ’94 on the PC with my gravis grip gamepad while enjoying swiss cake rolls and Vitamit D Milk. #FlashbackTo1994 


Wednesday, October 23, 2013


Holy Cow of the Week (Hock):  In honor of the Chiefs single season sack record pace, I looked up the 1989 draft.  The following four players were drafted in the top 5 that year:  Troy Aikman, Barry Sanders, Derrick Thomas, Deon Sanders…..What??? Those are considered by some to be the number one players of all time at their four respective positions.  I’m typing it and I can’t believe it.

See Humpday Hoopla item one (it’s worthy of two items). 

No luck for #Peyton in the house that #18 built

Each and every #DieHard movie is way worse than the previous Die Hard movie.  They keep getting badder and badder and badder.  (I give Die Hard five a 9.5 out of 10)

Edited for TV of the Week (Vow):  “Hippie by day, Ricky Martin.”  –John McClain

#CountdownTo2012:  Sea Serpents -Lub

#FlashbackTo1994:  Mein Leiben

First world series of the millennium with the top record teams from each league facing off….talk about snooze fest city….get off my TV!!!

#ConspiracyOfTheWeek (Spow): Fake Faint! 

KC7 #nochampagne

...and finally...

Wednesday, October 16, 2013


Leedog's latest trip to joyles boyland

ESPN has KC ranked #2 power ranking.  #nochampagne

Countdown to 2012:  Ice Bombs

Flashback to Halloween in the 90’s:  real dead person at KC  haunted house

Am I the only person who honestly thought these were the same guy

Speaking of same guy: #nochampagne 

GTAV made $800M on day 1, world record for video game.  I remember when we were in highschool and leedog was playing GTAI which he too “purchased” on day 1 (I believe he was the only person to actually play part 1 and 2).  The graphics were mind boggling. 

We knew it of the Week (Kow):  Worlds Loudest!

Me and kids watched Karate Kid Part III.  Isaiah saved up his allowance for weeks to pay for it.  It wasn’t as bad as I remembered, but it was still the worst villain (actor) of all time.    On a bright note, the leading women in the movies get progressivlly more attrictive with each movie (which is saying a lot when they start with academy decorated actress Elizabeth shoe), this move had teen witch.

So top that!

I wrote in cursive today, for the first time in 15 years.  It was everything I thought it could be.

I ate the Pretzel chicken today, for the first time in world history.  It was everything I thought it could be.  (I give it a 6 out of 10)

Pow:  6th pick-6 in a row?  #nochampagne

I give the pretzel bacon burger a 9 out of 10.

Wednesday, October 9, 2013


Uhh-ohh! Guess what day it is. Guess what day - it - is

How:  #nochampagne

We may need to add one more line to “We Didn’t Start the Fire”:  Tony G. Back again

Rip: Pink Flags Dead 2013-10-07

Countdown to 2012:  Hanukkah/Thanksgiving ‘13

Countdown to 2012:  Olympic Torch blows out  (re-lit with Bic)

Siri talks

Countdown to 2012:  Giant Asian Hornet

Snow White’s Magic Crotch -Lub

Did you hear about the blind guy who had one of his eyes replaced with a  tooth?  (Yes you read that correctly)

Sorry Tom, no Jolten Joe Dimmagio of football for you   #nochampagne

I’ve logged hundreds of hours of Lorde in the last two days alone.  I’m going for the record.  When will I stop?  Like the quote from “Up In The Air” . . . I’ve got a number in mind.

I’m so mad that they released the Friday the 13th blue ray box set with the first 12 movies only.  They know D well that they are going to make at 13th . . . we’ve been saying it since the 3rd grade lunchroom.

Flashback to 1995:  “Great googily mooogily”

Wednesday, October 2, 2013

Dos Boot

Who has two thumbs and still buys CDs


Got Sporting Patriotism

Countdown to 2012: Potmato

Miami no hitter on last game.  This is the springboard they need for their sweep of the cubbies in the ’15 series (sweep in 5)

Jurassic World:  Need I say more

Let’s put some money on the cubbies.

NBA Jam was rigged.  The head programmer was a bad boys fan, so he made Chicago miss shots during critical game situations.  I think it’s cool, who really wants to play as scotty and Ho Grant?

AJO someone

Countdown to 2012: iPosture

2013 Chiefs D = 10.2 points/game.  The best defense of all time (2000 Ravens) = 10.3 points/game

Flashback to 1989:  “Tape World” in West Ridge Mall

Wednesday, September 25, 2013


Why am I only just now finding out about this?

We thought the Afflack thing was a big revolt.  Wait till someone tries to play Katie Parry at an NFL game.

Flashback to 1984 in New Jersey:  Action park, the only amusement park that made you sign a waiver when you walked in the door.

Mumford ‘N Done

If the Chiefs go 14-2 this year, they are still going to have to keep their fingers crossed for a wild card (no champagne)

No Joke of the week (Jow):  I love technology.   Seriously, I’m glad this exists in case I ever have to grow something.

Josh wants out

America’s cup always reminds me of One Crazy Summer, which is in my opinion the best sailboat racing movie of all time.

Just because I want to…..

I’m Batdad  (yeah, I wish)

Mow: What the fuss are these good for?  (think 1988)