Wednesday, January 28, 2015

Super Humpday

Hoverboards . . . it’s happening

Toyota Hydrogen . . . it’s happening

Holograms . . . it’s happening

It’s all happening

You can’t say “super” Humpday . . . you have to say “The big Humpday in January/February”

“Rare Double Haiku Edition” just didn't have the right ring to it

#AmericanSniper Highest grossing January movie opening weekend (by triple). Highest grossing rated-R opening weekend. And perhaps the foremost accolade, Stew saw it.

First time ever, New York Subway closes in anticipation snow, 5 inches of snow. #snowpocalypse


Guys let’s cut Tom Brady some slack regarding #deflategate, if he says he can’t feel the difference between a regulation ball and a ball that’s three times the allowable variance than gosh darn it I believe him. The football is a minor part of that game.

Have you seen the pic with “Every Man a Wildcat” in the background? #kstateMLKweek #EMAW

I know I’ve said it before, but it can’t be a coincidence that the two most prominent objects of my affection from childhood, both have the same birthday. #TiffaniAmberThiessen #RichardDeanAnderson . . . one much more than the other (of course).

I know what you’re thinking . . . “Stew, the Happening is nothing to joke about” and you’re right. Very serious

One conspiracy theory is #deflategate was made up to bring more attention to the #superbowl but come on, it’s the biggest media event of the year and practically a national holiday, it doesn’t need extra exposure. So why then, did the #NFL fabricate this scandal? Because now stew is talking about air pressure in footballs instead of #RayRice and #Concussions

Too many pictures this week . . . oh well. Here’s my 6:00 AM breakfast and drink for $2.  #FiftyCentCorndogDay


#IHadADream Bob, Alex, David, Brian, Jason and I went to Terry’s house while he was out of town on vacation. We broke into his garage and watered his vegetable garden for him. We made coffee while we were there, none of us drank it. The field in his backyard was flooded and people were in canoes trying to rescue the cattle.

#HaikuByStu (Rare Double Haiku Edition)
*** My 8-Bit Regret:
*** I had but one life to give,
*** passed up green mushroom


Wednesday, January 7, 2015

I Better Get a Hoverboard

#whatifitoldyou there was a movie starring Christian Slater, Dennis Hopper, Val Kilmer, Gary Oldman, Brad Pitt, Christopher Walken, Samuel L. Jackson, and James Gandolfini. Written by Quentin Tarantino and Directed by the late Tony Scott (you know the guy who directed Top Gun, Last Boy Scout, Crimson Tide, Enemy of the State, Man on Fire (and at least three subsequent Denzel Washington Movies. Oh yeah, and the movie ends in a big 3-party shootout, bullets flying in all directions. #trueromance

I could eat just chips.

#FlashbackTo1995  Stew said, “Hey Leedog, I’m going to give Adam a copy of Doom II on floppy disks” Leedog, smugly replied, “Good luck with that 10 megabyte Wad file.” #ClassicLeedog

Anybody seen the new #jamesfranco movie?

#Ant-man #Lub

Happy Birthday #JeremyRenner  . . . If only we were closer in age . . .

#jayunderwoodtrilogy In each movie he gets progressively smarter but decreasing super powers. Let’s do the list:
-The Boy Who Could Fly
-The Invisible Kid
-Uncle Buck
Unlike Most Trilogies, this one, at least, ends on a high note.

“one dollar something” gas.  Last time I said that, I was in my teens, wondering why gas was so expensive

The Dunkin’ Donuts store inches closer and closer to being done . . . taunting me on a daily basis #NeedCaffeine

Have you seen Jake Gyllen-hunk in #Southpaw ? Dude’s a sculpture #Lub

Did you know the traditional Christmas dinner entre in Japan is a bucket of KFC? They reserve their buckets two months in advance. Nice work kernel.

Have you seen the trailer for Divergent 2? Naomi Watts still looks great!

T-shirt of the week #TowHumpday

#IHadADream I went to work in the Wichita office of the company, which sucked because it doubled as an Applebee’s, so you always had to do your work with annoying renditions of happy birthday distracting you all the time. I went to Leedog’s house on N. 35th Terr., he converted his bathtub-sized goldfish pond into a 5-acre pond . . . dummy. He also showed me an old abandoned church building on his property, deep in the woods that was haunted. He left me locked in there in the dark . . . #ClassicLeedog. Then an Applebee’s customer’s seeing-eye-dog ate my KFC . . . freakin’ dog!

*** I love the New Year!
*** Clean Slates. Resolutions. But…
*** please no Auld Lang Syne

#FirstWorldProblems #ItsGood #NeedCaffeine