Wednesday, May 21, 2014

Santa Maria

Warning Pistachios contains Pistachios

Did you see the trailer for the show #Constantine ?  I won’t sleep for weeks

Yuck! Unlike #ChristinaApplegate , this movie does not age well.

Daniel is traveling tonight on a plane…. I guess we won’t win two national championships in a row now, we’ll just have to settle on one #FirstWorldProblems


I can’t wait to go ape… #ceasar

It’s like the 1985 movie “2010” all over again.  You know because of the cold war, in 2010 Russia and USA have totally separate space programs.

#FlashbackTo1988 #MadBalls

#interstellar trailer is out…it shows less plot than the teaser #phoghorn

#IHadADream I went to compete in the Olympics.  My apartment/hotel room had a little creek running just outside the sliding glass patio door.  Drowned in the creek was a dead wolf.  Four coyotes were using another dead wolf as a raft, floating above and protecting their prize catch, the other dead wolf.  Then two baboons showed up to fight the four coyotes for the submerged wolf.  Finally the animals left the area with all the commotion of the Olympics.  So I dragged the dead floating wolf into the apartment.  Then it came back to life, terrorizing everyone inside.  Run!

“The hot (pilot) seat”
*** I’ll go anywhere.
*** Give me a phaser and a com.
*** one rue, no red shirt.


Wednesday, May 7, 2014

New Addition Edition 5.0

Hello #5

They made two of these things? #5

#JackIsBack  I’ve never been so excited for a 24 season

Me and Jason saw this on the shelf and both stopped in our tracks #ChanningTatum

#JackIsBack I’m going to wait to watch on home video

An American wins the Boston Marathon!  Don’t forget that the Patriots won the superbowl a few months after 911 #NoConspiracy

The best part about the hospital….This is across the street

Is it just me or does #GeneHackman ruin #Unforgiven ? I just can’t take it seriously.


I give #WaffleTaco an A+, Breakfast Burrito gets an A- and crunchwrap gets a C+.

Is it just me or does #GeneHackman make #Hoosiers ?

Scottland might actually win freedom. No thanks to #Braveheart

Just watch T2 again.  LOL casualties = 0.0

Five of us decided it was time to go to Texas and fight.  Fight for what?  I don’t remember.  We were also fugitives for some reason, so we had to drive instead of fly.  We decided to ride in Steve Sandburg’s Delorean so we could go unnoticed.  Leedog brought a bunch of real AK-47’s with orange plastic tips on the end of the barrel (clever).  We were to rendezvous at the airport, so while waiting for the Delorean, I peed in the back of a cab, but when the driver got mad, I told him I had thought the seat was tilted back and I had meant to pee on the floor.

*** Why “B” before “A”?
*** Why blow in Zelda cartridge?
*** Don’t ask.  Just accept.