Wednesday, June 26, 2013


They all float down here

Wow: Toynbee Tiles - Lub

Robert Davis Junior just signed on for Avengers 2 and 3

Like CNN and Fox News did for Cable News in the 90’s, Gandalfini brought legitimacy to Cable Drama.


The 50 cent cone at BK is worth every cent.

Cow: “Hi Freeze.  I’m Batman” - Lub

The nugs at BK now tastes more like McNuggests.

Diet Dr. Pepper tastes more like regular Dr. Pepper.

Tebow in, hernandez out

John the Baptizers birthday falls half way between Christmases, a good reminder for us to ask ourselves if we’re ready for the return of Christmas.

Flashback to 1989:  “1-900” numbers

Coming soon:  Twinkies, 7-15-13

I just saw Red Dawn with Chris “he can have my baby” Hemsworth……Awesome!

Wednesday, June 19, 2013


heartland catbackers picnic 2007

Cow:  “ArcView does not support arcs.”  Emilio Gonzalez

Nerds are comparing it to Avengers….so yes, it’s pretty good.

Kent is right.  The secret to golden arches breakfast is…..the cheese.

Watching the Open this weekend taught me two things:  1) If Tiger putts, he wins, and 2) there are a lot of options on the market for men’s testosterone.

Save Detroit, find Hoffa

OK, three things….Q-tip flags are the bomb. 

Patriots Bizzar Headline of the Week (POW):  Vladimir stole Kraft’s superbowl ring? - Lub

Famous historical figures named Lana of the week (Low) – Lana Lang,  Lana Wachowski (co-author of matrix and sibling of Wachowski), Lana Del Ray……that’s it – Lub

McDonald’s Cheese (homer)

Was Mork from Mork & Mindy the narrarator on that song “same as it ever was”?

I heard there is a game seven.

TWA Flight 800 isn’t going away.

Die Hard is #6 all-time best Christmas movie on rotten tomatoes

Famous Roman Catholics:  John F. Kennedy, Mel Gipson, Stew, and Superman.

Wednesday, June 12, 2013

Super Snooped

Thanks for the movie recommendation Tyler

Just when I thought they couldn’t be any dumber, then they go a pull a move like that…..Check out the nokia superman trailer!!!  (Replace dummer with “most incredible in the universe of all time”)

I was listening to an 80’s U2 song the other day, and it occurred to me that their sound was very un-80’s, and really very un-90’s or 2000’s for that matter.  Perhaps that’s why they had the staying power for dozens of decades.

Vegas has the Longhorns by 9 over Kstate in September.  The horns covered the spread in 1942.

Remember when Kid Rock, Arrow Smith, and RUN DMC did a trio at the MTV awards?  Awesome!

Uh Oh Ocho

Countdown to 2012:  Asteroid 2013 LR6 zooms past earth, three times closer than the moon on June 8….discovered June 7……..not quite the lead time that harry stamper had.

Sow: Brit Marling is the female m.night shamalamadingdong, except she knows how to write a twist.  What a twist!  She is hitting two for two with 8 ribbies, I can’t wait for her third at bat, I don’t even know if she’s on deck yet…don’t care.  Buy stock now.

Continued….I’m not sure if I’ve ever seen a movie that hooked me in the first second.  The last movie that hooked me in the first minute was 11:14, but this was 60 times more incredible. When I say hooked, I mean like nothing would stop me from finishing that movie, tornadoes, locus plagues, woody harolson (liquid hot) magma.  But then my interest level exponentially rose with each passing nanosecond….to be continued.

Continued:  it’s too early to know if Sound of My Voice is my favorite movie.

Cont’d…I’m not saying it’s the best movie ever, but I’m not not saying it.

Countdown to 2012:  Vampire moms

Orwell sales skyrocket

Cat Mario born

Tebow lives

TSA, that’s not the wookie your looking for.

Wednesday, June 5, 2013


The Terror of Blackfish

OK Prayers.

K-State Scores 1 run in 9 innings… wait….that’s the other way around.

Cow: “There’s a cow.  There’s another cow…..actually I think that was the same one” – Lub

Miami on pace to be the worst team ever….they better get their sh%$ together, they’re playing in the series in two short years.

Dang, does anybody look better in a suit than the current James Bond.

My dad used to watch Monday night football while filling up dozens of Dixie cups with sherbert….for later snacking convenience.

I think Skyfall is the best Bond movie of all time.  Javier Bordem basically was the same character from No Country.  But a “same old, same old” performance by JB is like the saying goes about “a bad day on the golf course….”

Countdown to 2012: Death toll from Africanized killer bees rises

Skyfall is easily one of the top two or three thousand movies of all time.

Flashback to 2009:  At the grocery store looking for Crescent Rolls….Stew: ”Only two good things ever came out of France.  Croissants and…”   Lara: “Ahh jous?”   Stew:  “OK, three things:  Croissants, ahh jous and Jean Luc”

Countdown to 2012:  This!