Wednesday, November 28, 2012

12.47, Jackpot

 J-E-T-S - Jets - Jets - Jets

San Fran approved new building code to allow 220 square foot apartments.  The rent is expected to start at only $1500/month!


Countdown to 2012:  Solar Maximum Event


Did you hear that America considered blowing up the moon in the 1950’s to intimidate Russians?


D-Bo waited in line outside the visitor’s locker room on Sunday, waiting for a peyton (helmet not headphones) autograph like pimply faced ace ventura.


Open Gangman Style is the most popular You Tube video of all time.


Wow:  portmanteau - Lub


Did you hear that Jeneene garafolo was married for 20 years before finding out about it?


Countdown to 2012:  No reported cases of stabbings or shootings in New York City on Monday.


If the season were over today, Notre Dame is projected to finish in either 1st or 2nd place in the BCS standings and therefore have a chance to play for the BCS title.


Collon, you got robbed by a nickname.  A stupid one at that.  Can’t they just put football after anyone’s name?  Stewie Football.   Leedog Football.  See?  Lee still sucks with the “greatest nickname of all time”.


I thought trailer #1 for Lay-mizz looked epic, but trailer #2 looks a little “Siegfried & Roy” if you know what I mean.


54 for 9

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

12.46, Turkey Tuesday

Say it Aint So

It’s the triple crown.  THE TRIPLE CROWN!!!

 Countdown to 2012:  Rip Twinkies

Big 10 gets “larger” as the Turtles and Girly-Scarlets are added to ten.  

Boise State and Sandiego State say “thanks but no thanks” to big east.  They’d rather play real football in the Mountain Belt.


Once again the glass slipper does not fit.  No fairy tale ending once again for the cats.  It’s our cross to bear.  I wouldn’t want it any other way.


Dhw:  “Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except the four ____ holes coming in a standard 2x2 cover formation”


Countdown to 2012:  Rip Elmo


One cup of egg nog = 350 Calories


PETA hates Peter (Jackson)


Thanksgiving Mythbusted:  The evil triptofam chemical is not the culprit responsible for so many Barry Sanders and Joey Harrington siestas.  Turkey does contain triptofan, a chemical known to cause drowsiness, and turkey does indeed contain a higher amount of trippofam than most meats, however the content is only marginally higher, ergo it virtually makes you no more tired than the meats you have with your normal lunch, like beef or chicken.  The real reason for the nappy-poo during the thrilling Charlie Batch 4th quarter comeback is the carbs.  You get overloaded at lunch with dressing, and, mashed potatoes, and sweet potatos and dinner rolls and lunch rolls, and jam, and cranberry sauce, and then you have grandma’s apple pie, mom’s apple pie, and your sister’s apple pie.  You suffer an extreme blood sugar spike, followed by an insulin shock that sends you into a severe blood sugar crash, right about the same time the lions apponent is too, having a severe spike (of the football after a 10th TD).


The Lions are bad at football.


The player of the week has been in the West Virginia game every week in history of this conference.


The Chiefs pulled a Chiefs.  Maybe Charlie Batch will start for KC next year!


53 for 9


Flashback to 1993 man crush:  Charlie Batch


I'm Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

12.45, Four Starr

The Trophy - - - - - - - - - - Go Cline


2 for 7




Chiefs lead!!! During a game!!!  (first time in a year)


He’s the puxxa tony phil of the south.  Brasstown’s new year’s possum drop has been outlawed, due to Peta protests.  Brasstown, NC is the possum capital of the world, or at least they were the possum capital of the world.  Hahahahahahah (Dr. Claw evil Laugh)


Shirtless thinker


I’m so sad about K-State.  Poor Bill.  We were “this close”.  L


Since the founding of the big 12, K-State has the third most players in the NFL.  (Don’t mess with Boomers)


Critics are hammering “The Hobbit:  Part 1” for its use of HFR (filmed at 50 fps rather than traditional 25 fps).  Peter Jackson says, “sure it looks like a cheap soap opera, but I assure you it cost twice as much to look that cheap, so you better stop complaining and enjoy it”


Lighting does indeed strike twice.  Carthage, MO:  Home of Splatterware and Precious Moments.


I know that I’ve done something bad when I walk into the laundry room and the washing machine has moved 3 feet.


52 for 9


Spiderman, Part IV was OK.  I will say it was better than any toby macquire movie and any sam ramie move.  Save Evil Dead 2 (that goes without saying)


Come get some!

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

12.44, Decision Edition

 Hurricane Ivan

“…with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence…”



3 for 7




One computer poll has Ducks #7


51 for 9


Wow:  Gird - Lub


Dentist PSA:  Milk Duds will destroy us all!!!!!!


The Republican presidential candidate has won every Nov. 6th election.


The Democratic presidential candidate usually wins when Florida State beats Miami. (Noles won)


The incumbent party presidential candidate usually wins when Redskins win. (Redskins lost)


The Democratic presidential candidate usually wins when Alabama beat LSU.  (Tide rolled....barely)


How would Peyton look in red?  (headphones not helmet)


The TCU “Horny Toads” aren’t even real toads at all (nor are they frogs). The horny toad AKA the Texas Horned Lizard is, in fact a lizard.  Go back to the mountain west!