Tuesday, November 20, 2012

12.46, Turkey Tuesday

Say it Aint So

It’s the triple crown.  THE TRIPLE CROWN!!!

 Countdown to 2012:  Rip Twinkies

Big 10 gets “larger” as the Turtles and Girly-Scarlets are added to ten.  

Boise State and Sandiego State say “thanks but no thanks” to big east.  They’d rather play real football in the Mountain Belt.


Once again the glass slipper does not fit.  No fairy tale ending once again for the cats.  It’s our cross to bear.  I wouldn’t want it any other way.


Dhw:  “Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except the four ____ holes coming in a standard 2x2 cover formation”


Countdown to 2012:  Rip Elmo


One cup of egg nog = 350 Calories


PETA hates Peter (Jackson)


Thanksgiving Mythbusted:  The evil triptofam chemical is not the culprit responsible for so many Barry Sanders and Joey Harrington siestas.  Turkey does contain triptofan, a chemical known to cause drowsiness, and turkey does indeed contain a higher amount of trippofam than most meats, however the content is only marginally higher, ergo it virtually makes you no more tired than the meats you have with your normal lunch, like beef or chicken.  The real reason for the nappy-poo during the thrilling Charlie Batch 4th quarter comeback is the carbs.  You get overloaded at lunch with dressing, and, mashed potatoes, and sweet potatos and dinner rolls and lunch rolls, and jam, and cranberry sauce, and then you have grandma’s apple pie, mom’s apple pie, and your sister’s apple pie.  You suffer an extreme blood sugar spike, followed by an insulin shock that sends you into a severe blood sugar crash, right about the same time the lions apponent is too, having a severe spike (of the football after a 10th TD).


The Lions are bad at football.


The player of the week has been in the West Virginia game every week in history of this conference.


The Chiefs pulled a Chiefs.  Maybe Charlie Batch will start for KC next year!


53 for 9


Flashback to 1993 man crush:  Charlie Batch


I'm Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod

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