Wednesday, July 31, 2013

No News is Good News

So small it's barely visible

The New York Post and Stew issue the following statement:  “McDouble is the cheapest, most nutritious and bountiful food that has ever existed in human history.”

Urinal is such a weird word.  I hate using it in a professional setting.  I mean can you imagine calling the toilet a poopal?

Countdown to 2012:  Grover’s Last day, August 11th in the year of our Lord 2013.

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

35 mm

El Ron Grubbard

I just saw Cloud Atlas.  The wachouski siblings are pure genous.  I’m not sure exactly what happened in the movie, but I think Tom hanks and Halley barry were reincarnated like 50 times in a row and they slowly fought and overcame evil through rippling generations, but I’m not sure…I will wait about five years and re-watch it “V for Vendetta Style”  then I will come to truly appreciate/hate it.  Loved it

Cabin in the woods was actually pretty good.  It was matrix meets evil dead II, but about ten tiers lower…which is still stratosphere.  Chris Helmsworth went out like a chump though L

Cow:  “I love pictures of bacon” - Lub

Got the soundtrack to Lay Mizz, now I can sing along in the car and it’s like I’m there with my friends Eponine, Javer, Cossette, Jean ValJean, Fantine, and Marious  in the French Revolution.  J  Viva Tour De France

Countdown to 2012: Hyperloop – Lub

Even though Battlefield earth is often held in such high status as such classics as Rocky-H and plan-9, as high as the bar was, it still over-delivered.  I had no idea it was going to be that bad.  It’s not even good-bad…it’s bad bad….actually it’s bad bad bad, just so to rule out any slim microposiblity that someone could interprate  bad bad as a double negative = positive.

Speaking of McNopoly 

Wednesday, July 17, 2013




Baron Abducted

Queen of Queens freed

Flashback to 1995:  Cow – “Aliens abducted my underwear” – Vinny DiGiovanni

Did you hear about the Chinese lady who got stuck between two concrete walls?  She was wailing for help for hours but everyone who walked by dismissed the mysterious cries for help, thinking it was just a ghost.

Does anyone know if Christian Slater has done readings for any books-on-tape?  (kuz I gotta get me summa-dat)

Viva Vente.  
Miniature dogs are always funny.

Flashback to 1998:  Why did they cut harvey’s legs off, just because someone told them that he was crazy?

Birthday of the Week (Bow): Jean Luc and Dr. Jones are both in their 70’s  L

Have you seen Lawless with Tom Hardy and Jessica Chastain?  Talk about an all-star cast.   
   Except in this movie, Tom Hardy plays a badass. (Yes, those are neck stiches).

Royals are on 500 watch

Royals are on Nube watch

Royals is my favorite song

JK: “JK”

Isaiah, age 9, visibly shaken after watching Batman Returns.  “Dad, how could you let me watch that?  Why didn’t you tell me it was so bad?”

I think the last time a royal got a hit in the all-star game was in the 1980’s.

HS of the Week (Shough): Sbarro’s has Ten-Buck-Tuesday:  A whole pie for $10!!! I couldn’t believe what I was hearing.  The fresh-baked, doughy, floppy crust, dripping with orange grease was worth the ten minute wait…maybe that’s why “ten” is in the name?  yummy nonetheless beach.

Wednesday, July 10, 2013


SisterSister 2013

The long ranger has climbed up to 23% on the tomatometer.

Did anyone ever notice that Amy winehouse and chandlers girlfriend have the same voice.

Flashback to 1995:  Has you seen Tia and Tamara lately…queue train whistle

Braveheart would be really pissed off that they are taking credit for Andy Murray.

Today is 100 year anniversary of hottest day ever recorded.

Flashback to 1997:  Lilith Fair

Flashback to 1994: “Stork chocolate reison Mrs. Lang.”  

Cow: Wildcats shall meet with desert beasts, satyrs shall call to one another; There shall the Lilith repose, and find for herself a place to rest. – Lub

Flashback to the early parts of the Millenium:  Remember storm troopers playing guitar on stage at the mtv awards, and rebel pilots as background singers? I rememeber….I remember, I remember, I remember when….

Are they going to switch to best of 9 series this year or the next.  (Cubbies sweep in 5)

Wednesday, July 3, 2013


JPII almost there

I re-watched GI-Joe: part I.  Why were the special effects so bad?  It looked like a cartoon.  But at least I was pleasantly reminded of Joseph Gorgeous Levvit!

Me and Lee’s buddy Alex checked out IMDb’s list of best Pixar movies (not to be confused with my buddy Alex).  Cars 2 was 13th on the list…I thought it would have been worse than that.

Cheddar Bacon Pretzel Burger at Wendy’s is one small notch below Burger Stand

Jason has a buddy Alex

Cheddar Bacon Pretzel Dog at Sonic is good.

Billy likes soda.

There have been 13 pixar movies

Bible back

It’s announced:  ID5

Man faces jail time for pretending Chinese Rubber Alien is Chinese Alien.