For twenty years I had thought it was the Miami Dolphins
that made him cry but I just realized that maybe it was the actual dolphins(as
in an elongated beak, round cone shaped teeth and serrated dorsal appendage)
that make him cry . . . I don’t know what to believe anymore.
Never Been Kissed is now an A&E reality show filmed in
Topeka. Not since Steve Guttenburg’s masterpiece, The Day After has Kansas been
put so on the map. Way to go goots (30 years late props is better than never).
#CountdownTo2012 2017 . . . that is 9.23.2017 . . . goodbye
everybody!
You know when you find a half-full, month-old sippy cup of
milk under the couch? I think that must have been the inspiration for the new
Chipotle queso. Way to go!
Let’s bring back the #NoChampagne hashtag. I don’t care if
Marvin Berry’s cousin Eric is out for the season.
This is the ghost that is said to reside in the Curtis House
. . . this is literally four houses down from our office.
That thought will keep me company next time I’m working late
all by myself.
Speaking of Charles Curtis . . . The chap sure looks darn
familiar.
I got it! He was reincarnated as the “Jump to Conclusions Board Game” guy.
That thought will keep me company next time I’m working late
all by myself.
