Wednesday, August 28, 2013

I Have a Dream

Rock a mike like a vandal

Flashback to 1990:  Thanks Tyler for reminding me that these guys made vanilla ice look talented, distinguished, and full of integrity  (Only the best of the best).   


Back in the mid-2000’s, leedog worked for this money laundering business, he used to “clock out” at about 4:30 A.M., so when I came into work real early, we would pass in the night and swap funny workplace stories.  Mine involving the secretary misdialing a fax number and the obvious hilarity that would ensue…his involving new invovative ways to saw through human bone.  :I

Is the Sasquactch sentenial and the abdominal snowman the same thing? (see Quantril’s raid)

Proof that Larry’s is a mafia operation:  Gonzo = $1.99

Leedog, did you ever work at Larry’s?

Wow:  Biennially -Lub

The guy who played the guy who played the man of steel is caped cruisader.  (nope, just a pub stunt)

Chucky 7

Wow:  Splashlights- Lub

I like Lorde

Countdown to 2012:  Dolphin Meazles

Me and the kids watched Karate Kid Part 4, it was terrible.  All of the sudden Mr. Myogi speaks broken English, his English was fine in the first three movies then all of the sudden he forgets? But at least it had Hillary swank (as the karate kid) and a pretty good soundtrack including cranberries and that song by that lady with long fingernails that goes “you gotta be bad, you gotta be bone, you gotta be wiser”  

Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Area 51

Back Back

 Back Front

Festival of Heat 13 was another hit

Did you hear they are filming a movie about America’s first serial killers, Kansas’s “Bloody Benders”.  My favorite Bender is Ma Bender who would pull the lever on the trap door to drop the body into the cellar, that is of course, after Pa Bender hit him in the head with a mallot and after Pa Bender Junior cut his throat while the victim was distracted by the twerking Kate Bender.

Wow:  “Galaxy Mega  ” -Lub

Yeah, you know what happens next… 

Cow:  “If you want to build the iron man suit, you’re at George Tech, you can do that!” -Lub

Friends don’t let friends say twerk.

Starbucks gum is awesome, it tastes like that sore-throat medicine, you know the kind, it’s sort of like liquid methaliptis caugh drops that you spray directly on your tonsils.  It burns and makes you gag.

The “Amazing African Lion” at the Chinese zoo…  And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those pesky kids . . . whom noticed the barking 

If I don’t get a pepsi flavored cheeto soon…..

“Royals” by Lorde is #1 on Billboards alternative chart.  It’s been 17 years since a female artist has done that.  So at 16, she wasn’t even born when it last happened.

Yes, I’m still addicted to Lorde

Countdown to 2012:  Biological Imortality - Lub

Go ahead and take another look at that lion picture . . . still funny

Di back

How is Steve Gootenburge only 55.  I mean it’s been what, thirty years since kid ghost over here. 

Little Apple is 3rd in the nation

Outrage ensues when high school science teacher discovers that double stuf Oreos are actually only 1.86 times the stuf of a regular oreo.

Wednesday, August 14, 2013

Rodeo Clown

Hail to the King Baby

Who knew that nintendo actually had a working Xbox kinect two decades before bill gates?

You have to use your hands?  That’s like a baby toy.

Countdown to 2012: Dolphingate

Another long winter for Tiger

Another long winter for Stew

Countdown to 2012:  Texas Orb

Wow: Kraken – Lub (20 patty)

Vintage Stock has Panic Restraunt for $250 - Lub

Countdown to 2012: Jetpacks 

If love to hate Mel Gibson, you’re in luck for expendables |||

Countdown to 2012: Super Honey

Just watched Karate Kid Part 2 with the kids…talk about a killer soundtrack……”Glory of Love” by Chicago.  I was fist pumping with tears streaming.

Another royale series

Wednesday, August 7, 2013

weak out of state

Why so late for class?

I’m suffering reverse burnout with the song “Royals”

On my way into work I stopped at Burger King and ordered the cheapest and least appetizing item on the menu.  It was ultimate freedom, because when the paper bag was handed to me, simply feeling the weight of it and knowing that it wasn’t just air inside let me know that I at least got what I ordered, and if they messed up the order, then bonus.  I didn’t have to expend the effort to check the contents . . . Life’s empty.

Flashback to 1996:  I talked Leedog into burning his sister’s weejie board.  So he snuck into  the woods and aided by kingsford charcoal lighter fluid, he watched it turn to ashes.  End result:  Mrs. Horton made Leedog spend his own allowance money to buy a new one for his sister . . . so yes, worse outcome imaginable.

What’s this business about A-Rod?  Are we still talking about steroids?

Remind me never to go to Kazakhstan.

Fatberg lives

Did you hear about the DB who hit the reset button right before he threw his last roll on a would-be three hundo?  That piece of sheet metal came down and his ball clanged off a sign that said “Eat at Fred’s.  Open Late”