Wednesday, August 21, 2013

Area 51

Back Back

 Back Front

Festival of Heat 13 was another hit

Did you hear they are filming a movie about America’s first serial killers, Kansas’s “Bloody Benders”.  My favorite Bender is Ma Bender who would pull the lever on the trap door to drop the body into the cellar, that is of course, after Pa Bender hit him in the head with a mallot and after Pa Bender Junior cut his throat while the victim was distracted by the twerking Kate Bender.

Wow:  “Galaxy Mega  ” -Lub

Yeah, you know what happens next… 

Cow:  “If you want to build the iron man suit, you’re at George Tech, you can do that!” -Lub

Friends don’t let friends say twerk.

Starbucks gum is awesome, it tastes like that sore-throat medicine, you know the kind, it’s sort of like liquid methaliptis caugh drops that you spray directly on your tonsils.  It burns and makes you gag.

The “Amazing African Lion” at the Chinese zoo…  And they would have gotten away with it too, if it weren’t for those pesky kids . . . whom noticed the barking 

If I don’t get a pepsi flavored cheeto soon…..

“Royals” by Lorde is #1 on Billboards alternative chart.  It’s been 17 years since a female artist has done that.  So at 16, she wasn’t even born when it last happened.

Yes, I’m still addicted to Lorde

Countdown to 2012:  Biological Imortality - Lub

Go ahead and take another look at that lion picture . . . still funny

Di back

How is Steve Gootenburge only 55.  I mean it’s been what, thirty years since kid ghost over here. 

Little Apple is 3rd in the nation

Outrage ensues when high school science teacher discovers that double stuf Oreos are actually only 1.86 times the stuf of a regular oreo.

No comments:

Post a Comment