12.38

Functional 

Lucky #7 and Lucky #7

 

Wow:  parousia - Lub

 

Countdown to 2032:  California legalizes “Demolition Man” style self-driving cars

 

Countdown to 1932:  Florida public schools introduce paddling

 

Countdown to 2012:  You have heard of “death by firing squad”?  China deploys “death by steamroller” (ala austin powers)

 

Die Hard of the Week:  “O.M.Gosh, the quarterback is toast”

 

The Chiefs are getting ready to play in their 4^th game of the year, and so far, all season, they have never led in game with time on the clock…..and they are playing for first place this weekend.

 

ESPN:  Cline is a lock for the troph, if the cats go 12-0.

 

They are having some sewer problems in Zim-bob-way, so the government is having everybody flush their toilets at the same time.  It’s a synchronized flush at 7:30 pm on the spot.

 

It’s political:  Presidential candidates are even adding their two cents on the NFL refs

 

Did you realized that Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Douglas (its hyphenated) shared a birthday yesterday.  There is only 1/40^th of a millennium in age difference.

12.37

 Iron Mike

Lucky #13

 

Hit and Run:  Lindsey Lowen is at it again. 

 

Countdown to 2012:  The guy who almost died of black plague, had to have his fingers and toes cut off.  (Ripped from the headlines of “countdown to 1212)

 

Japanese scientists discover fake tooth enamel.  (This, on the eve of Chinese invasion.  Coincidence?  Or so the Germans would have us think.)

 

Vince Vaughn, Owen Wilson, and Will Ferrell are filming their new movie at Google Fort Knox

 

Lub:  Bomb Calorimeter – Lub  (BTW:  I’m probably on an FBI watch-list now)

Charles Barkley finishes his career 0-4 against The Cardinals.

Amish on Amish Hate:  Amish Amish Beard-cutters, face prison time. (no typo)

 

If the NHL is not careful, they may be replaced in “the big four” by Winston Cup.  (I couldn’t even type that with a straight face).    Hahahahahahaha race car driving is stupid.

 

Countdown to 2012:  New anti-anti-biotic superbug claims 7^th Victim.  (no typo)

12.36, Belated for no Reason

 Cerebral

Kstate #14

 

RG3!

 

Wow:  Burnish – Lub

 

Military designs robot that runs faster than Usain Bolt.

 

Thailand woman commits suicide by jumping into hungry crocodile pit.  Husband’s response was:  “yep, sounds like something she would do”

 

Man in Sweden dies when doctor leaves for lunch during operation.

 

RIP-MCD

 

The hill-billy pigs drop out of the top 25 (from #8) after losing in OT!

 

Luck looked like a rookie out there.

12.35, Opening Day/Abridged Holidy

 

Comedy

Horror

I just watch the “D” trilogy with the kids over the weekend.  What an epic saga:  In the first movie they play against the 20-time defending state champs, the Hawks (draped in all black), then they up the ante in part 2 by fighting for American freedom against evil communist Iceland in the world championships! Finally, they don’t hold anything back for the third movie where the thrilling climax is an epic high school scrimmage against their own team.  I hope they make a D4 that ends with a 2:00 A.M. Sega Genesis showdown in the college dorms.

 

Billy Galispi is the new mike leach/ mark mangino, in that he is now in trouble for being mean to his players.  The latest that I heard was that he made them shave and get haircuts.

 

Wow:  Stalomg – The psueduo-word that one inadvertently types when one’s intent is to type “Staking” but one’s hand slides to the right of the home-keys by one key.

 

Speaking of Quorty trivia, “Stewardesses” and “stewarts” can both be typed with one hand.  Yes!!!  (Note:  Quarty is pronounced qwerty)