Functional
Lucky #7 and Lucky #7
Wow: parousia - Lub
Countdown to 2032: California legalizes “Demolition
Man” style self-driving cars
Countdown to 1932: Florida public schools introduce
paddling
Countdown to 2012: You have heard of “death by firing
squad”? China deploys “death by steamroller” (ala austin powers)
Die Hard of the Week: “O.M.Gosh, the quarterback is
toast”
The Chiefs are getting ready to play in their 4th
game of the year, and so far, all season, they have never led in game with time
on the clock…..and they are playing for first place this weekend.
ESPN: Cline is a lock for the troph, if the cats go
12-0.
They are having some sewer problems in Zim-bob-way, so the
government is having everybody flush their toilets at the same time. It’s
a synchronized flush at 7:30 pm on the spot.
It’s political: Presidential candidates are even
adding their two cents on the NFL refs
Did you realized that Michael Douglas and Catherine
Zeta-Douglas (its hyphenated) shared a birthday yesterday. There is only
1/40th of a millennium in age difference.