Tuesday, November 26, 2013

Turkeyday Tuesday 13

Haiku of the Week (Uow) #UowHumpday

All events ripple, - parallel universes. - Somewhere Stay Puft wins.

We did it!  7-5 Record.  Go Cats.  Time to get ready for Bowl.  #EmawHumpday

#FlashbackTo1993  Standing at the edge of tomorrow…today (echo today, tiday, tday,tda, a, a, a) #LubHumpday

I think I just found the second best Philly, west of the Mississip.  #GloryDaysPizza

#WowHumpday Hookskate #CountdownTo2012

#CountdownTo2012  Red Dawn taught us to look to the skies…they were right.  Shaq Balloon is here.

Joke of the Week from a 9 year old (Oow): Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?  Because he’s dead. #OowHumpday

I got to a real chewy piece of bacon while enjoying a bake/egg/cheese/bisk from Deez (golden arches), and it tasted like the smell of the indoor hippo exhibit at the zoo.  #GowHumpday

Do you ever hear an old song that, at the time of its release, you didn’t really care for, but all the sudden it sounds like F. Scott Fitspatrick?  For some reason I can’t get enough of the Ting Tings.

Wiki-Answers Question of the Week (Kiow): 

Wednesday, November 20, 2013

Open the Champagne

Byebye red humpday, we’ll cherish the short time we had with you.

Bob Dylan took over my TV, and I can’t turn it off.

Have you seen the trailer for “Heaven is for Real”?  Tears flowed down my face like the salmon of capistrono

G-Flex #CountdownTo2012

I once stated that “thing” from taco Villa was the perfect food.  But then Kent proved me wrong by topping “thing” with queso and thus improving it.  I subsequently fell into a downward spiral of depression until I was introduced to the taco bell cinnabun.  Imagine the best donut hole you’ve ever had, and multiply it by ten while eating it with Cindy Crawford (Cindy Circa 5th grade). #Circa5thGrade

They stormed the field?  Ouch…how sad

7-4, one game to go.  #EmawHumpday

Wiki-Answers Question of the Week (Kiow):


Haiku of the Week (Uow) #UowHumpday
Say it isn’t so, - They chose WHO for Gotham’s Knight? - Nolan’s dead to me.

 Just when I think I’m out, they pull me back in.

World’s tallest waterslide, now in KC.


Word of the Week (Wow):  Nasal Ranger - 8 will get you 20…and that’s all right. #WowHumpday #LubHumpday

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Tuesday, November 12, 2013

Eleven Twelve Thirteen

We’re bowling, 6-4 with two games to go (Frogs and OU)

Haiku of the Week (Uow): #UowHumpday #CountdownTo2012
Countdown 2012 – No pyramids exploding. – Just think Y2K.

Every Pheonix song sounds the same.  Don’t get me wrong, I give them like a 6 out of 10. But EVERY song is a 6 out of 10.  Also, I think I’ve heard 10 of their songs, but it could just be one…don’t know.

Michael Jackson never sounded so good…and Peta never was so mad http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrOGJR3Uzyo #NoLubs

Sabotage really stands the test of time.  Can we just agree that it was the best rock song of the 90’s and move on…. Everything else was too “flannel” or too “deep voice” or two garagie.  Bottom line Nirvana was maybe in the top 50 alternative bands.  But I’ll give them cred for being the first.  Kudos.

There is one good thing that came out of seatle…

Donkey Week 1 of 3 #NoChampagneHumpday 

Was Ben Kenobe the worst alias ever.  I mean he didn’t even change his last name.  And he didn’t even really change his first name either, he just Americanized it.  It be like GiVanni Ribisi going into witness protection and changing his name to John Ribisi.

Wednesday, November 6, 2013

Hey Rodgers

Headline of the Week (How):

What?  There’s a Burger King Land!!!  I want to go there.  #HowHumpday

Haiku of the Week (Uow):  #UowHumpday
I, I, I, I, I,
Love, Love, Love, Love, Love, Love, Love,
Me, Me, Me, Me, Me.
(Submitted by Tyler)

Chainsaw Massacre stalls

I thought the 7 year old Klan costume was the worst…. until I saw the gal dressed as a Boston Marathon runner with shrapnel injuries on her legs.

Got Free Bacon?

Got Brazilian Wandering Spiders? #EvacuateTheHouseImmediately

#CountdownTo2012  Tesco=Pre-Crime

Rocky Horror in Denver

Freddie Fart knocker in Atlanta

Is fartnocker one word #Leedog

#CountdownTo2012  Don’t forget your Axe mask

#CountdownTo2012  Dozens of solar flares

Hey slugger, throw me a hot dog.  Owe you hit me. To fast jerk….It’s a hot dog, it’s supposed to be thrown fast….not that fast. #HumpdayHatTrick

Foles ties record that’s been held is ‘13

#CountdownTo2012  Phosphorus Crisis

#CountdownTo2012 to many countdown to 2013’s

9 down, 10 to go #NoChampagneHumpday

 Kirobo #LubHumpday