Wednesday, April 16, 2014

Holy Week Batman

This picture blows my mind:

#CountdownTo2012 Don’t worry, the 30 recent incidents of the KC Sniper are each totally unrelated, random, and not likely to reoccur.

Hurry back Tiger.  Golf is a snooze fest.

#CountdownTo2012 Blood Moon Tetrad

#IHadADream They evacuated London and the Queen was left behind with the riff-raff, so I went in and saved her.  But I needed the receiver of an old touchtone phone to get her out of the country.  Where am I going to find that?  So I went looking at the local high school, Denver’s finest Catholic Academy.  When I arrived, the science teacher (Jeremy Renner) was wowing the whole school in an assembly in the gym by using “Magic Tricks” with fire.  Another teacher, John Elway was not very impressed.

“M. Night Marooned”
*** Are you stuck on Earth?
*** Just Repeat: Danger is real,

*** But fear is a choice.


Wednesday, April 9, 2014

Guess Who Else was 33 in Time for Easter Leedog

Fort Hood Prayers

Mudslide Prayers

Maybe is spelled with a capital M.

#CountdownTo2012 White Monolith

Did you see the trailer for #TheDrop ?  #TomHardy is officially the best actor of all time.

#CountdownTo2012 Mars Earth Sun align

This is from a 1997 episode!

Rip #peaches #LubHumpday #LubCreepyHand

#IHadADream I had spring break off, so I went back to work at the movie theater.  The new manager was the former City Engineer of Lawrence.  They wouldn’t post the work schedule on the wall in the back room, citing privacy rights.  So I spent the first hour of my shift wandering the halls, wondering what I was supposed to do, and hoping that none of the movies needed to be started by me already.  For some reason I carried a concrete block around with me.  It was about the size of Han Solo frozen in carbonite.  It was surprisingly light.  Or I was expectedly strong.  Kiss the guns.

*** Surprises are fun.
*** But no twist was as big as,
*** Samus’s two-piece.


Wednesday, April 2, 2014

Zebra Stripes

Coach Calamari is going to win it all.  I’ve said it a million times, all the best coaches are Italian…or they’re creepy.

I love Calamari

Megan the Fox has no lines in Turtles trailer.  Well played Michael Bay.  You’ve won this battle, but you won’t win the war.

Royals are Royals.

Do you ever get a craving for an obscure bad movie?  Like just today I suddenly need to watch Sly Stalone’s 1996 “Daylight”.   Good thing I’ve still got it on VHS.

CountdownTo2012:  Animals RUNNING from Yellowstone’s super-volcano

Remember the disc that tommy lee jones held in MIB?  “This will replace CD’s soon” …WTF it was just a scaled down CD! It wasn’t even cool-looking in 1997.

Tiger is out next week.  I don’t even think I’ll watch the Masters.

#IHadADream Me and the boss were out of town for a meeting.  I had to run into a grocery store to go #2.  But the bathroom was a “laydown type” with mice in it.  I had an “accident” while trying to maneuver in that tight space.  It took me an hour to get cleaned up and meanwhile the boss was in the car, mad.

“McReady’s Plan”
*** Let’s burn the bustards.
*** All shape-shifters are the same.
*** First, get me some scotch.