12.38

Functional 

Lucky #7 and Lucky #7

 

Wow:  parousia - Lub

 

Countdown to 2032:  California legalizes “Demolition Man” style self-driving cars

 

Countdown to 1932:  Florida public schools introduce paddling

 

Countdown to 2012:  You have heard of “death by firing squad”?  China deploys “death by steamroller” (ala austin powers)

 

Die Hard of the Week:  “O.M.Gosh, the quarterback is toast”

 

The Chiefs are getting ready to play in their 4^th game of the year, and so far, all season, they have never led in game with time on the clock…..and they are playing for first place this weekend.

 

ESPN:  Cline is a lock for the troph, if the cats go 12-0.

 

They are having some sewer problems in Zim-bob-way, so the government is having everybody flush their toilets at the same time.  It’s a synchronized flush at 7:30 pm on the spot.

 

It’s political:  Presidential candidates are even adding their two cents on the NFL refs

 

Did you realized that Michael Douglas and Catherine Zeta-Douglas (its hyphenated) shared a birthday yesterday.  There is only 1/40^th of a millennium in age difference.