I Better Get a Hoverboard

#whatifitoldyou there was a movie starring Christian Slater, Dennis Hopper, Val Kilmer, Gary Oldman, Brad Pitt, Christopher Walken, Samuel L. Jackson, and James Gandolfini. Written by Quentin Tarantino and Directed by the late Tony Scott (you know the guy who directed Top Gun, Last Boy Scout, Crimson Tide, Enemy of the State, Man on Fire (and at least three subsequent Denzel Washington Movies. Oh yeah, and the movie ends in a big 3-party shootout, bullets flying in all directions. #trueromance

I could eat just chips.

#FlashbackTo1995  Stew said, “Hey Leedog, I’m going to give Adam a copy of Doom II on floppy disks” Leedog, smugly replied, “Good luck with that 10 megabyte Wad file.” #ClassicLeedog

Anybody seen the new #jamesfranco movie?

#Ant-man #Lub

Happy Birthday #JeremyRenner  . . . If only we were closer in age . . .

#jayunderwoodtrilogy In each movie he gets progressively smarter but decreasing super powers. Let’s do the list:

-The Boy Who Could Fly

-The Invisible Kid

-Uncle Buck

Unlike Most Trilogies, this one, at least, ends on a high note.

“one dollar something” gas.  Last time I said that, I was in my teens, wondering why gas was so expensive

The Dunkin’ Donuts store inches closer and closer to being done . . . taunting me on a daily basis #NeedCaffeine

Have you seen Jake Gyllen-hunk in #Southpaw ? Dude’s a sculpture #Lub

Did you know the traditional Christmas dinner entre in Japan is a bucket of KFC? They reserve their buckets two months in advance. Nice work kernel.

Have you seen the trailer for Divergent 2? Naomi Watts still looks great!

T-shirt of the week #TowHumpday

#IHadADream I went to work in the Wichita office of the company, which sucked because it doubled as an Applebee’s, so you always had to do your work with annoying renditions of happy birthday distracting you all the time. I went to Leedog’s house on N. 35^th Terr., he converted his bathtub-sized goldfish pond into a 5-acre pond . . . dummy. He also showed me an old abandoned church building on his property, deep in the woods that was haunted. He left me locked in there in the dark . . . #ClassicLeedog. Then an Applebee’s customer’s seeing-eye-dog ate my KFC . . . freakin’ dog!

#HaikuByStu 

*** I love the New Year!

*** Clean Slates. Resolutions. But…

*** please no Auld Lang Syne

#FirstWorldProblems #ItsGood #NeedCaffeine