Hoverboards . . . it’s happening
Toyota Hydrogen . . . it’s happening
Holograms . . . it’s happening
It’s all happening
You can’t say “super” Humpday . . . you have to say “The big
Humpday in January/February”
“Rare Double Haiku Edition” just didn't have the right ring
to it
#AmericanSniper Highest grossing January movie opening
weekend (by triple). Highest grossing rated-R opening weekend. And perhaps the
foremost accolade, Stew saw it.
First time ever, New York Subway closes in anticipation
snow, 5 inches of snow. #snowpocalypse
#fakebabygate
Guys let’s cut Tom Brady some slack regarding #deflategate,
if he says he can’t feel the difference between a regulation ball and a ball
that’s three times the allowable variance than gosh darn it I believe him. The
football is a minor part of that game.
Have you seen the pic with “Every Man a Wildcat” in the
background? #kstateMLKweek #EMAW
I know I’ve said it before, but it can’t be a coincidence
that the two most prominent objects of my affection from childhood, both have
the same birthday. #TiffaniAmberThiessen #RichardDeanAnderson . . . one much
more than the other (of course).
I know what you’re thinking . . . “Stew, the Happening is
nothing to joke about” and you’re right. Very serious
One conspiracy theory is #deflategate was made up to bring
more attention to the #superbowl but come on, it’s the biggest media event of
the year and practically a national holiday, it doesn’t need extra exposure. So
why then, did the #NFL fabricate this scandal? Because now stew is talking
about air pressure in footballs instead of #RayRice and #Concussions
Too many pictures this week . . . oh well. Here’s my 6:00 AM
breakfast and drink for $2. #FiftyCentCorndogDay
$2!!!
#IHadADream Bob, Alex, David, Brian, Jason and I went to
Terry’s house while he was out of town on vacation. We broke into his garage
and watered his vegetable garden for him. We made coffee while we were there, none
of us drank it. The field in his backyard was flooded and people were in canoes
trying to rescue the cattle.
#HaikuByStu (Rare Double Haiku Edition)
*** My 8-Bit Regret:
*** I had but one life to give,
*** passed up green mushroom
#FirstWorldProblems
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