Astra

Struck another goldmine at the library....

To the Stars through difficulty.   #HappyKansasDay.

Peyton Manning will net a loss for his Superbowl earnings because of the some strange athlete tax law in New Jersey where he’s taxed based on a proration of his annual earnings of $15 million but each for playoff games, the backup special teams player gets the same game pay as the greatest quarterback of all time, ergo he will actually pay a New Jersey state income tax that is a couple hundred dollars more than his high five-figure payment for the game itself.  He might as well stay home, showoff.

“City Museum” in St. Louis….Bucket list it.   I’m telling you Leedog, bucket list.

What the heck does “John Brown Hind Parts” mean anyway? #HappyKansasDay

I tried to watch “The Sound of Music” because I felt like “I should”.  I couldn’t last 5 minutes.  I thought there would be some Nazi’s but it was mostly boring singing.  Maybe I should have given it another few minutes, I just couldn’t do it…returned it to the library.

#IHadADream I played catch with a 7-foot tall priest, Lara, Marcie, and others near a busy dangerous freeway.  The sleeves on my hoodie were too long, and it was uncomfortable if I pulled them back to my wrists, but if I let them partially cover my hand I couldn’t catch or throw the ball well.  (Story of my life)

#HaikuByStu  #HappyKansasDay

** Darkest before dawn.

**  Ad Astra Per Aspera.

** Happy Kansas Day

#FirstWorldProblems

Omaha

10 Chiefs in the pro-bowl, most in world history.  (Although with the new schedule that keeps superbowl participants out of the probowl makes it easier than ever to get in). #RedHumpday

I wasn’t scared for Erin Andrews, I was scared for myself.  I flinched, thinking #Sherman was going to jump at me, through the screen into my living room. 

Amazon invents new space-time continuum technology that ships your items before you order.  #NotJoking

I don’t get it.   There’s a rock on mars, #BigDeal

#IHadADream I woke in the dark to movements in the room.  I was sleeping alone, Lara was working the overnight shift at the hospital.  The two beings moved about the room, finally coming to rest on the right side of the bed.  Scared at first, I quickly identified them as two of my children, but the relief was bittersweet as I sensed another presence on my other side, my left side.  Logically, one would conclude that it was my third child, but still I feared/sensed something darker, blacker.  Then, just as the two boys to my right began grabbing for me, I felt a fierce grip on my left arm, a man’s grip.  Then he yanked me out of bed, yanking me awake to the heart pounding darkness and silence of the empty room.  I lied shivering, cold and alone in the empty darkness, waiting to fall back to sleep, praying to fall back asleep.  Praying.  Praying this time it would be a better dream, a better reality.

#HaikuByStu 

** A great poet said,

** It’s Do or do not, no try.

** Believe and achieve.

#FirstWorldProblems

Sneeze Sponge Sneeze

I had the second Latte of my life....It sucked.

#FlashbackTo2013  I had the first Latte of my life. ....It was homemade and it was incredible. The lesson here is #ImAwesome

#FlashbackTo1992, I told Fergal that I thought guns N roses should write a sequel to Knockin’ on Heaven’s Door called “Walkin’ on Heaven’s Floor”.  The lesson here is #ImNotAwesome

Greek wedding cookies, secret ingredient . . . #YumArsenic

#FlashbackTo1989  Is it socially acceptable for me to say Indiana Jones, Part III was the best?   When Sean Connery says “Indiana….Indiana, let it go.”  I always cry like a little girl.

Leedog, #RoadTrip to steal sign for Colorado I-70 mile marker 419.99?

#IHadADream that my first paycheck stub was prominently on display at the museum, and I was surprised to see it there, but not too surprised because well, #ImAwesome

#HaikuByStu 

**  Bad guy’s bomb on bus.

** We need a really good cop.

** Dumb and Dumber guy!

#FirstWorldProblems 

 #FirstWorldProblems

 

Vortex

#SegaChannel  #FlashBackTo1995

Who’s that girl from the leatherhead pepsi commercial?

That Lindsay Vaugn is…... out. I know from experience dude.

Stew Year’s Resolution:  Dream Journal.   #IHadADream that I was collecting newspaper clippings, because they make great food for my pet horse.

Why do the Mowgli’s have an apostrophe in their name?

#RipUnclePhil

Pitchfork mob storms Chinese Walmart: “Why is their fox in this donkey meat!?!”

Face value for Chiefs-Oilers playoff tickets (the last time the chiefs won) $25 #RedHumpday 

#GreyCup

Guinness book of Wolf records 

#WelcomeToThePartyPal Straw Poll Results:  Who Shot at Carl Winslow:  40% of respondents say McClane, 60% say Terrorist, and 10% say he shot himself

Justin Long or Shae LaBuff Straw Poll Results:  60% Say Justin Long, 40% say Shae Labuf

Michael j. fox – Alex P. Keaton – Michael Keaton #HumpdayConspiracy

#FirstWorldProblems 

  I had to eat my curly fries without Arby’s Sauce, because I ate them in the car instead of waiting until we got back to the office.

Driverless cars legal in Michigan.

#HaikuByStu 

**Always ask yourself:  **These the droids you’re looking for?  **Fail, it’s your last time.

I Love NY(E)

In this week’s issue we strive for quantity over quality.

The second best receiver in Kstate history won the Norris!  #OneMoreYearTylerLocket

18 Again #FlashbackTo2013

MMA Yuck, 10th grossest leg break of 2013 #KevinWare #LubHumpday

Stax and Pringles put their seasoning on opposite sides…are they trying to mess with me?

Conspiracy of the Week (Pow):  Who shot at Carl Winslow? McClane or Terrorist? #PowHumpday #WelcomeToThePartyPal

 

Kstate beats winningest team of all time #EmawHumpday

Sorry “Leedog the Belieber”, It’s over.

Chiefs haven’t won a playoff game since the ’93 season.  Only the Lions have gone longer without a win. #RedHumpday #FlashbackTo1993

Did we just get mentioned in stat with the Lions? #CountdownTo2012 #RedHumpday

My first made-from-scratch latte.  #LifeHackHumpday

Is it NYE 13 or NYE 14?   #NyeHumpday

Steelers robbed (get it?  …stealers) #RedHumpday

Nothing in the English language rhymes with nurple.

Me and Lara always argue about who’s more attractive, Justin Long or Shae LaBuff.  #LoveJustinLong

Is “We are the Champions” and “We Will Rock You” one song. #SeriousQuestionHumpday

Snyder’s cupboard is bursting, just in time for the playoffs in ’14 #EmawHumpday

#HaikuHumpday #HaikuByStu

** I’m Donatello,

** do it all, even machines.

** My brothers are dumb.

Keep the Eve in Christmas Eve

Merry Christmas #MerryHumpday

The C64 home game console system came out in 1990.  It was a 1982 Commodore 64 with no upgrades and much less functionality.  #NiceTryHumpday

The one iconic image that represents America and why this country took world civilization on a 5000 year leap has now officially ben banned. We love you Tom.  #RipLightbulb

Mpemba #WowHumpday

Haiku of the Week: #HaikuHumpday #UowHumpday

** It’s Christmas Season

** Topsy popcorn tins for all

** Yuck!  Cheesy Keyboard.

18 again.

The Chiefs now get to start the playoffs by traveling to play a team that is 4-0 this season against teams with at least 11 wins.

From the director of Alien & Gladiator, and the starring the lead actor from Jerry McGuire, Rain Man, and Top gun comes a legend of a movie that I can’t believe I missed #LegendTheMovie

Another gem from Tyler (Well at least he’s batting a hundred better than Ted Williams):

Mega Duck Roar Sync

#CountdownTo2012 Super secret starbabies (starbucks) coffee pop, coming soon

#countdownTo2012 Remember that supervolcano in Yellowstone that would vaporize 2/3 of USA if it blew, you know, the one that blows every 700,000 years, and it’s been 640,000 since the last eruption….well it turns out it’s three times bigger than previously thought.  Thanks Debbie downer scientists.

The Grinch will getcha 70, and that’s alright…

Teaser for Christopher Nolan’s “Intersteller” looks amazing.  I think Nolan has found a way to make even McConnohay look like a great actor.  I can’t wait.

Nolan’s new movie is his first original piece since Inception, and we all know how that turned out.

Speaking of Batmovies, did you see the teaser for Planet of the Apes, part II.  Gary Oldman looks like he’s playing commissioner all over again

Speaking of Juno as the Arcitect.  I just watched the new brit marling.  I’ve said it before, she’s female M. Night.  Although she didn’t write/direct the east.

Speaking of commander stone hopper, what a babe huh.

Speaking of babes, if Alex Smith can pull off a div. Champ, then I’m bringing back #RedHumpday

I’m bringing back #RedHumpday, because every humpday is a #RedHumpday

Yeah 5^th seed!!!   :|

Haiku of the Week: (Uow): #UowHumpday

Xavier, Jean Luc, …

How is one actor so cool?

Dune too!?!  <<<head explodes>>>