12.50, Golden Eagle White Christmas

 This animated gif was just taken by a friend of mine

Countdown to 2012:  Blizzard of 2012

 

Die Hard of the Week:  “It’s Christmas Theo, it’s the time of miracles!” (See Humpday Hoopla Vol. 89.50)

 

Countdown to 2012:  The KBI dug up the bodies of the “In Cold Blood” killers in connection with a 1959 murder in Florida.

 

It’s Marc Dunn/Ell Roberson all over again:  Cats bring in Juco QB who broke Cam Newtrons passing record.  Sure, you say, he threw 39 TD’s this year, but I say don’t forget the interception.

 

Ducockis is back.

 

Countdown to 2012:  It’s 2012!

 

I told you a year ago, the Chiefs should have nabbed Kirk Kuzzins

 

TCU scores 31 points!  (not football)

 

Ducks and Cats have combined for 11 finishes in the top 10 since 1995.  Prior to 1995 they have combined for 1, which was Oregon in 1948.  I didn’t even know that Oregon was a state in 1948.

 

It looks like the human Genome Smith will be in red next year.

12.49, 12-12-12-12-12-12.12

 Back to the well. I think I could look at this picture every day until I die, and I still smile every time I see it

Stat of the week:  16% of online holiday shopping conducted on toilet

 

James Cameraman announces that Avitar sequal-trillogy (part 2, 3 and 4) will be filmed with high frame rate, but like beta/vhs he is waiting to see what the industry adopts, whether it’s 48 fps or 60.

 

Trailer-palooza:  M. Night shamalamadingdong’s “After Earth” with Rapper Fresh Prince and Christopher nolan’s “man of steel” both released yesterday.  2013, were it to exist, would have shaped up to be one of the best years in film, of all time.

 

Notre Dame is going to astro-turf carpet next year.  So why not Lambo?

 

One more exhibition game left in the sports season, then we wait for September L

 

Did you hear about the handyman that was forced to fix a few household appliances at gunpoint.

 

Countdown to 2012:  Hundreds of Thousands of genetically modified mosquitos to be released in Florida

 

I bought the new Jason born movie.  I went with the combo pack:  Blue Ray, DVD, Digital Copy, and Ultra Violet.  That’s four times the Renner!!!

12.48

 Taste

55 for 9

 

5 for 7

 

Frozen Head of the Week:  Happy Birthday to Walt Disney

 

Calipari’s Paisans, suffer worst poll drop in history.  Bayler is good at shattering dreams.

 

Old News:  Brandon Weedon is older than Aaron Rodger

 

New memoirs of a geisha coffee at starbucks is $6 for a small cup.

 

Pile on Peter:  The Hobbit reviews are pouring in

 

Michael Bishop went undefeated, but lost to Ricky Williams in the Heisman voting.  Williams lost to K-State that year and was quoted as saying “I got the ball and all I saw was purple”.

 

Darren Sproles rushed for 2000 yards and won the first conference championship since Pappy Waldorf in 1934….he finished 5^th in the voting.

 

Cline beat 6 ranked teams this year.  Johnny football only played 4 ranked teams and went 2-2.

 

I hope we don’t drop out of the top 10 when we beat Oregon.

 

PSA:  Brandon Marshall waxes “performance” enhancing drugs.

 

Duwane Bo is at it again.

 

KU is only team in the Big 12 that isn’t bowl eligible.

 

Man Crush Alert:  Born Identity:  Part IV comes out on Tuesday.

 

No team in the big 12 has lost to a non-bowl eligible team.

 

Got crops?  Cats 4-peat national title

 

I re-watched Batman Eight last night.  It was better the second time, I think because my expectations were a not set at a notch above “the greatest work of art in human history”, like when I watched the midnight showing.

 

Jeremy Renner is Sexy.

12.47, Jackpot

 J-E-T-S - Jets - Jets - Jets

San Fran approved new building code to allow 220 square foot apartments.  The rent is expected to start at only $1500/month!

 

Countdown to 2012:  Solar Maximum Event

 

Did you hear that America considered blowing up the moon in the 1950’s to intimidate Russians?

 

D-Bo waited in line outside the visitor’s locker room on Sunday, waiting for a peyton (helmet not headphones) autograph like pimply faced ace ventura.

 

Open Gangman Style is the most popular You Tube video of all time.

 

Wow:  portmanteau - Lub

 

Did you hear that Jeneene garafolo was married for 20 years before finding out about it?

 

Countdown to 2012:  No reported cases of stabbings or shootings in New York City on Monday.

 

If the season were over today, Notre Dame is projected to finish in either 1^st or 2^nd place in the BCS standings and therefore have a chance to play for the BCS title.

 

Collon, you got robbed by a nickname.  A stupid one at that.  Can’t they just put football after anyone’s name?  Stewie Football.   Leedog Football.  See?  Lee still sucks with the “greatest nickname of all time”.

 

I thought trailer #1 for Lay-mizz looked epic, but trailer #2 looks a little “Siegfried & Roy” if you know what I mean.

 

54 for 9

12.46, Turkey Tuesday

Say it Aint So

It’s the triple crown.  THE TRIPLE CROWN!!!

 Countdown to 2012:  Rip Twinkies

Big 10 gets “larger” as the Turtles and Girly-Scarlets are added to ten.  

Boise State and Sandiego State say “thanks but no thanks” to big east.  They’d rather play real football in the Mountain Belt.

 

Once again the glass slipper does not fit.  No fairy tale ending once again for the cats.  It’s our cross to bear.  I wouldn’t want it any other way.

 

Dhw:  “Twas the night before Christmas, and all through the house, not a creature was stirring, except the four ____ holes coming in a standard 2x2 cover formation”

 

Countdown to 2012:  Rip Elmo

 

One cup of egg nog = 350 Calories

MAD

PETA hates Peter (Jackson)

 

Thanksgiving Mythbusted:  The evil triptofam chemical is not the culprit responsible for so many Barry Sanders and Joey Harrington siestas.  Turkey does contain triptofan, a chemical known to cause drowsiness, and turkey does indeed contain a higher amount of trippofam than most meats, however the content is only marginally higher, ergo it virtually makes you no more tired than the meats you have with your normal lunch, like beef or chicken.  The real reason for the nappy-poo during the thrilling Charlie Batch 4^th quarter comeback is the carbs.  You get overloaded at lunch with dressing, and, mashed potatoes, and sweet potatos and dinner rolls and lunch rolls, and jam, and cranberry sauce, and then you have grandma’s apple pie, mom’s apple pie, and your sister’s apple pie.  You suffer an extreme blood sugar spike, followed by an insulin shock that sends you into a severe blood sugar crash, right about the same time the lions apponent is too, having a severe spike (of the football after a 10^th TD).

 

The Lions are bad at football.

 

The player of the week has been in the West Virginia game every week in history of this conference.

 

The Chiefs pulled a Chiefs.  Maybe Charlie Batch will start for KC next year!

 

53 for 9

 

Flashback to 1993 man crush:  Charlie Batch

 

I'm Duncan MacLeod of the Clan MacLeod

12.45, Four Starr

The Trophy - - - - - - - - - - Go Cline

 

2 for 7

 

BCS#1

 

Chiefs lead!!! During a game!!!  (first time in a year)

 

He’s the puxxa tony phil of the south.  Brasstown’s new year’s possum drop has been outlawed, due to Peta protests.  Brasstown, NC is the possum capital of the world, or at least they were the possum capital of the world.  Hahahahahahah (Dr. Claw evil Laugh)

 

Shirtless thinker

 

I’m so sad about K-State.  Poor Bill.  We were “this close”.  L

 

Since the founding of the big 12, K-State has the third most players in the NFL.  (Don’t mess with Boomers)

 

Critics are hammering “The Hobbit:  Part 1” for its use of HFR (filmed at 50 fps rather than traditional 25 fps).  Peter Jackson says, “sure it looks like a cheap soap opera, but I assure you it cost twice as much to look that cheap, so you better stop complaining and enjoy it”

 

Lighting does indeed strike twice.  Carthage, MO:  Home of Splatterware and Precious Moments.

 

I know that I’ve done something bad when I walk into the laundry room and the washing machine has moved 3 feet.

 

52 for 9

 

Spiderman, Part IV was OK.  I will say it was better than any toby macquire movie and any sam ramie move.  Save Evil Dead 2 (that goes without saying)

 

Come get some!

12.44, Decision Edition

 Hurricane Ivan

“…with a firm reliance on the protection of divine Providence…”

 

 

3 for 7

 

BCS2

 

One computer poll has Ducks #7

 

51 for 9

 

Wow:  Gird - Lub

 

Dentist PSA:  Milk Duds will destroy us all!!!!!!

 

The Republican presidential candidate has won every Nov. 6^th election.

 

The Democratic presidential candidate usually wins when Florida State beats Miami. (Noles won)

 

The incumbent party presidential candidate usually wins when Redskins win. (Redskins lost)

 

The Democratic presidential candidate usually wins when Alabama beat LSU.  (Tide rolled....barely)

 

How would Peyton look in red?  (headphones not helmet)

 

The TCU “Horny Toads” aren’t even real toads at all (nor are they frogs). The horny toad AKA the Texas Horned Lizard is, in fact a lizard.  Go back to the mountain west!