12.40, Big Bird

 Key to a man's heart

5 for 7

 

Most expensive house in Shawnee County found to be priceless worthless.

 

MNF 666

 

Countdown to 2012:  Fungal Meningitus

 

Did you hear about the car dealership that accidently sold a car to a dude for $5,000 less than they were supposed to?  They called him the next day, after all the papers were signed and told him to bring the car back or pay $5K, and so he said NFW.  So the car dealership calls the cops and says, “Mr. Smith stole a car from us, his address is 555-5309 Elm Street.”  Then the cops came to guys house and hauled him off in the paddy-wagon.  Then a couple days later, the dealership told the dude that they were really sorry.

 

Die Hard of the Week:  “They’ll spend a month sifting through the rubble and by the time they realize what went wrong, we’ll be sitting on a beach, earning 20%”

 

We tried AJ’s Pizza.  I give it a 5.5 out of 10.  So yes, it’s the best pizza in town.

 

Cow: “Must go Faster” – Jeff Goldbloom (11 separate 90’s movies)

 

132 is the new 40

 

Countdown to 2001:  SpaceX

 

48 for 9

 

Trailer for the new Die Hard movie is out (Die Hard 5:  Die Really Really Hard).  It looks like a spoof of that movie Die Hard.