Oldie but a goodie
When the Mayor was asked about the jokes he told at the
expense of Native Americans, prostitutes, and handicapped, he replied “Lighten
up!”.
Did you hear about the guy with the tooth ache, who went to
his ex-girlfriend the dentist? She promptly removed all his teeth.
K-State extended the streak of 19 straight NFL drafts with
at least one player selected.
Is it just me, or is every underwater scene in a movie
unrealistic. I just watched MI4, and there is a scene where Ethan Hunt is
in a car at night, under 20 feet of turbid river water, and he can see well
enough to dodge bullets and arrange an elaborate escape. Now I spent
enough time at Blaisdale pool as a child to know that on a clear blue day at
noon, I can’t tell if the person 6” from my face is a Wendy or a Wendal.
National Pub: Jay Leno showed a clip from the Mayor’s
speech.
I had a dream that I traveled back in time to 1986 and I met
Richard Dean Anderson on the set. He was typing on a laptop and
complaining because the studio was making him submit scripts
electronically. He used air-quotes and said that the studio was embracing
“New Media”. I complimented the studio for being so forward
thinking. RDA then complimented me for being so astute.
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