Need my fix
Was it Jimmy Kimmel?
Flashback to 1997: Adam buys The Cure album “mixed up”
because he thinks it’s got that song “all mixed up”. Upon finding out
that it was actually 311 that he indeed wanted, he attempted to return the CD
to walmart. When they refused to give him a refund, he employed the five
finger “exchange”….and actually exchanged the CD!
I’m looking to move an Amana stainless steel fridge (left
and right) with water filter. I’ll take three “new pairs of socks” for
it. <<<winky-dink>>>
No tongue touching
I had another toasted pop tart for breakfast this morning…it
was terrible. When will I learn…when?
Did you hear about the guy who put a decal on the back of
his pickup truck that had a picture of a tied-up kidnapped woman so it made it
look like his tailgate was missing and a tied-up kidnapped woman was lying in
the back. Sounds like a good idea. For some reason a lot of peeps
called 911.
Cow: “I just bought a push lawn mower at a garage sale
for $50. I want my father-in-law to keep mowing my yard, but I don’t want
him to break my riding mower.” –Shall remain nameless.
Friends don’t let friends toast
Does “Frow” mean “Mrs.”? If so, was Frow Farbisina
actually Mrs. Farbisina?
Cow: You gotta open that bag of chips like a bag of
chips
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