CO Prayers
Town Terrorized by clown, carrying teddy bear, balloons
Playoffs??? Playoffs??? I guess the headset doesn’t
fall to far from the tree
Countdown to 2012: GTAV Riots of ‘13
Back!
Ouch, the most famous person born yesterday (9-17) was Neil
Boomcamp? Come on, IMDB couldn’t find anyone better than that.
How: “New York City plagued by mysterious maple syrup
smell” I’ve wet the bed enough times in my life to know what that smell
is
Fact of the week (Fow) – H.O.W. is not “grossest thing of
the week (Gow)”
Mystery
of the Week (Mow): How the fuss do you get one of these?
Countdown to 2012: Fatal Brain Amoeba (FBA) –Lub
Ms. Lohan v. Ms. Lohan….0.20 will get ya 20….and that’s
alright.
In honor of Friday the 13th (so I’m early), I
present Jason V. v. Sloth. Now there’s a prize fight that I would fly to
vegas with leedog for.
One-brow and bro-bowl, week two ratings bonanza . . .
remember in Brave New World when everyone made the “Sign of the T” because they
worshipped Henry Ford? Well, move over Bill and Steve.
Vail makes top ten –Lub (your eyes will be glad you Lubbed)
If Flacko were my dad, I wouldn’t change his diapers when he
turns 50 . . . or whenever that happens to old people.
Flashback to the mid to late 2000’s: I like tooterls
Cow: “I had this roommate in college who was always getting
diarrhea and his you-know-what would get chapped, so he would jam a
single square of TP between his B-cheeks to ease the pain . . . then I would
always find discarded single squares lying around on the floor” -No Lub
Not to be confused with the hit TLC song “No Lubs” . . . you
see it’s plural . . . too soon?
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