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In the history of the BCS, K-State has finished the regular season in the BCS top 10, five times (not counting the year they won the championship).  Of those five years, K-State was invited to a total of zero BCS bowl games.  Five Snubs, no invites.

 

Desperate much?  The KU fans are calling for Glenn Mason.

 

Did you hear the one about the guy who went jogging wearing a special mask that simulates high-elevation, thin mountain air and a special suit that holds weights.  And he decided to drop something off at the post office during his run.  Next thing you know, a postal employee called 911 stating that a man frantically ran to the post office with a gas mask and body armor trying to shove a suspicious oversized package into a mail box.  The bomb squad showed up and it was all on the news and a friend of the dude called him up and was like “Did you go running today with your strange training gear?” and the dude was like “yeah, why?”

 

Has anyone outside of Wisconsin heard of a Shrinky dink?  Come on, that can’t be a real thing!  Apparently it’s a safe and healthy kids game involving the burning of tires in the kitchen oven.

 

Hey KU, get a clue, get a fedora.

 

Thanks Frank.  Vanderbilts is the official boot outfitter of the K-State basketball team.

 

Gnarles Barkley in KC.  They are going to go another direction this time and try a USC QB.

 

Is store-bought turkey dressing the only food in the world that tastes better than made-from-scratch?