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When I saw this sign . . . I could hear in my head that song from #DieHard when they opened the safe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D-8tMD77bvI

Dusted off my copy of Volcano and watched it with the kids. Thought it was funny that they had to make #AnneHeche in her 20’s look like a sophisticated scientist so they gave her reading glasses because every 20-something I know needs reading glasses. I know, I know, I shouldn’t make fun of a film that tackled such tough issues as divorce and racism . . . and this:

What the heck, it’s youtube clip day I guess https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6u5nfoTCMgE

How many different times in how many different movies can we see Bruce Wayne’s parents killed? #BatmanVSuperman

Me and the kids dug out the old #8Bit this weekend

You ask for miracles Theo I give you the FBI #DieHardOfTheWeek

I like pretending to shop at the produce section of the Kwik Shop so I can cool off. 110 heat index amiright

Saw McFarland, USA. It’s by far the best cross-country sports movie, I’ve probably ever seen.

#heathledger was probably the best ever, but he didn’t pull off the eddie haskell grin quite like #jaredleto

Trailer for #JoyMovie looks weird but also a heavy dose of #JLaw so sign me up

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#CountdownTo2012 #Pluto

#TeeOfTheWeek

#IHadADream that my favorite store was going out of business so I kept waking up before my alarm (in real life) so I could go shopping before it closed for good.

#HaikuByStu 

*** Need to clear conscience

*** The penitent man will pass

*** Indy 3 was best

#FirstWorldProblems #FWP

Scotus

#Amazon to the rescue. #QuantumLeap

I almost accidentally bought this on #Amazon . . . for obvious reasons

Wait, I’ve seen this guy before. #Overboard

Speaking of . . .

I’m ready to coin this as the “Russell Carpenter Trilogy” not to be confused with the man whose is actually #RussellCarpenter . . . that’s unfortunate

Speaking of Carpenter, #Watchmojo rightly has #Halloween as the No. 2 #JohnCarpenter movie of all time. #TheThing

#WayToGoDude

#FanTheory of the Week: Raptor trainer, #ChrisPratt is the grownup “That doesn’t look so scary” kid from Montana

Just read #TheGirlOnTheTrain in three days. It was a lot like #GoneGirl but it started slow and finished strong instead of the other way around like Gone Girl. Can’t wait for the movie

#Ecto-1 Need I say more

Why is the Double Cheeseburger so much better than the McDouble? Kent’s still right . . . It’s the Cheese!!! The Cheese!!!

So me and the boys are binge watching #QuantumLeap and in an episode that aired in 1990, Al tells Sam he was watching #SuperBowl Thirty in his present time of 1996, which was obviously “the future” to us viewers in 1990. He described it as a thrilling game, and mentioned that the #Steelers are down by three in the 4th quarter. So I looked up Super Bowl Thirty, which, remember, took place over 6 years later. It was a thrilling game. The Steelers were down by three with four minutes remaining in the 4^th quarter . . . is anyone else scared?

Seriously, they randomly picked a future super bowl, guessed that the Steelers would be good, guessed that it’d be a good game, and guessed that they’d be trailing by three in the fourth quarter!

Seriously!!!

Is it blasphemous to say Golden Oreos are better than a regular #Oreo

#CountdownTo2012 #SaygusVSquared

#TeeOfTheWeek

#IHadADream I was roaming around with a cop who’s armed but when entering the Asian Mob area of town, he must disarm or the snipers will get him. Good thing he speaks Mandarin. I needed electricity to brew a cup of coffee with a portable coffee maker. So I went to the campground restroom. It was winter (so the restroom was “closed”)

#HaikuByStu 

*** We all hated him

*** Ivan Drago was not bad

*** He just did his job

#FirstWorldProblems #FWP

Backflip Catch

Best Saturday Night Ever

A fry can’t be too salty

#NumberFive got an upgrade to 500 megabytes for #ShortCircuit 2

Oh snap, only after searching for the Mr. Mnemonic pic (you know because 80 gigs was a lot in 2021) did it sink-in that they were both named Johnny.

#CountdownTo2012 #Grovers is closing July 3 . . . again

I like #Mumford&Sons I don’t care what Noura says.

I just started #TwinPeaks . I know I’m a little late to the party. Love #TheLogLady

Same creepy couple from #PeopleUnderTheStairs and #TwinPeaks

Haha, forgot that the #AaronBurr #GotMilk guy was in #PeopleUnderTheStairs.

. . . And #VingRhames

. . . Oops wrong #VingRhames movie . . . here’s #PeopleUnderTheStairs

Mary Kate & Ashley Olson's sister's brother from avengers, Captain America, Thor's girlfriend's assistant and Thor's girlfriend’s boss and Mary Kate & Ashley Olson all had the same birthday on Saturday.  Did I miss anyone else from the #MCU that was born on the same day

I hope and pray this is on #ebay

I know it’s DQ’d Leedog but #FiveGuys might be the best burger in #Topeka

I said might be . . .

I don’t know why this mobile phone in my hotel room has no dial tone

I just watched #Following by #ChristopherNolan ! Watch out for that guy, he may go places.

Michael Clarke Duncan because  . . . #MichaelClarkeDunkan

It’s clear why they chose Stu to replace Chevy in #Vacation . . . Stu is Chevy

“look darts” #Vacation

#CountdownTo2012 Crop Circle Response from 2001 #Lub

#TeeOfTheWeek in honor of #HaikuByStu

#IHadADream I was a reporter for the most prominent paper in America. I had previously covered #Superman until he disappeared, but now he’s back. (sort of the plot to #SupermanReturns ) I faced a dilemma. Should I report about Superman as if people will remember him or do I need to re-introduce him to the public . . . who were we talking about again? #StevenKing and some fellow authors had a basketball team. They were playing at the local highschool in their undies. Not for charity or anything because I asked the five of them who they were playing for and they answered: “themselves”

#HaikuByStu #FathersDay

*** My Father’s Day wish

*** Impressive, most impressive

*** Spoken by my dad

#FirstWorldProblems #FWP

Family

May the #ScienceOven be ever in your favor

Yet another successful trip to the library

#TheMartian novel is maybe the best I’ve ever read

#TheMartian trailer is maybe the best I’ve ever seen

My #TEDTalk is only a few views away from 500!!! Awesome. Thanks to everyone who watched. Hope you enjoyed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_U1mE1GproY

The #JimmyBuffett concert in KC was another great one. He’s still got it, I hope he doesn’t die soon.

#Humpday is trending today . . . you’re about four years late, internet.

Rip Mrs. Voorhees #Family

Bye, bye, bye . . . #justintimberlake

I totally forgot that the guy from Roseanne was in the Satellite video over 20 years ago. Too bad he never went on to do anything else . . . except for Christmas Vacation.

#50centcorndog day strikes again. All this for $1.99 at 6 AM.

#TheMartian cast is maybe the best ever assembled

Amy Winehouse is back . . . in #ElleKing form

Alf is back, in pog form

The Aliens are already here #FrenchOpen #CountdownTo2012

In doing my #AlfsBack research, I came across this #Simpsons gem. #DonnyDont

Ash is back, (not in pog form). Time to dust of the old #boomstick

#TeeOfTheWeek

#IHadADream Gage Bowl was converted into office space in the 80’s. PEC moved into it in 1997, and then in 2014 remodeled the front lobby, gearing up for the 50^th anniversary. (The arcade games were a nice touch). It also doubled as a Catholic Church where you could buy movie theater snacks like Junior Mints and Milk Duds, of course Catholics know that’s a no-no. Everyone was there for the baptism of my kid, including old school teachers, high school acquaintances, old coworkers, etc.  Someone brought a brick of Velveeta (someone knows the key to a man’s heart).

#HaikuByStu #Family

*** Jason, iconic

*** Freddy could go anywhere

*** Michael is Family

#FirstWorldProblems #FWP #ICTLife