I Better Get a Hoverboard

#whatifitoldyou there was a movie starring Christian Slater, Dennis Hopper, Val Kilmer, Gary Oldman, Brad Pitt, Christopher Walken, Samuel L. Jackson, and James Gandolfini. Written by Quentin Tarantino and Directed by the late Tony Scott (you know the guy who directed Top Gun, Last Boy Scout, Crimson Tide, Enemy of the State, Man on Fire (and at least three subsequent Denzel Washington Movies. Oh yeah, and the movie ends in a big 3-party shootout, bullets flying in all directions. #trueromance

I could eat just chips.

#FlashbackTo1995  Stew said, “Hey Leedog, I’m going to give Adam a copy of Doom II on floppy disks” Leedog, smugly replied, “Good luck with that 10 megabyte Wad file.” #ClassicLeedog

Anybody seen the new #jamesfranco movie?

#Ant-man #Lub

Happy Birthday #JeremyRenner  . . . If only we were closer in age . . .

#jayunderwoodtrilogy In each movie he gets progressively smarter but decreasing super powers. Let’s do the list:

-The Boy Who Could Fly

-The Invisible Kid

-Uncle Buck

Unlike Most Trilogies, this one, at least, ends on a high note.

“one dollar something” gas.  Last time I said that, I was in my teens, wondering why gas was so expensive

The Dunkin’ Donuts store inches closer and closer to being done . . . taunting me on a daily basis #NeedCaffeine

Have you seen Jake Gyllen-hunk in #Southpaw ? Dude’s a sculpture #Lub

Did you know the traditional Christmas dinner entre in Japan is a bucket of KFC? They reserve their buckets two months in advance. Nice work kernel.

Have you seen the trailer for Divergent 2? Naomi Watts still looks great!

T-shirt of the week #TowHumpday

#IHadADream I went to work in the Wichita office of the company, which sucked because it doubled as an Applebee’s, so you always had to do your work with annoying renditions of happy birthday distracting you all the time. I went to Leedog’s house on N. 35^th Terr., he converted his bathtub-sized goldfish pond into a 5-acre pond . . . dummy. He also showed me an old abandoned church building on his property, deep in the woods that was haunted. He left me locked in there in the dark . . . #ClassicLeedog. Then an Applebee’s customer’s seeing-eye-dog ate my KFC . . . freakin’ dog!

#HaikuByStu 

*** I love the New Year!

*** Clean Slates. Resolutions. But…

*** please no Auld Lang Syne

#FirstWorldProblems #ItsGood #NeedCaffeine

Like Tag Team, We're Back Again

During the Humpday Hiatus I’ve had time to hear two favorite new songs:  #Sheppard Geronimo and #misterwives reflections

During the Humpday Hiatus I’ve had time to see two great new movies: Intersteller (of course) and Edge of Tomorrow

During the Humpday Hiatus I watched Winter’s Tale a second time (liked it even better) . . . might be in my top five of all time.  Buyers beware, you’ll either give it a ten out of ten or a zero out of ten.  It’s more polarizing than Rush Limbaugh and Michael More.

#KelceWasDown and Fasano was not a total doofus (for once)

#Big12Snub

#Draftday was actually a good movie

It’s a year away, I refuse to get excited about #StarWars yet. But I’ve watched the #JurasicWorld trailer about 50 times. #SoccerBallWithAHead

#tacobell rolled tacos taste like microwaved taquitos from your grocer’s freezer. But they do come with nacho cheese . . . I’m going back for more.

Boyken’s double pass makes me raise my knee and stiff arm

I will never get shaved with a straight razor.  I’m pretty sure you have about a 50% chance of coming out of that alive.

Doc brown’s iPhone camera had the facial recognition “square”. How the hell did they know that was going to be a thing.

#IHadADream My boss in Topeka gave me the news that I’ve been promoted to Detective (but in Lawrence).  He said he had asked for me to be promoted in Topeka, but he still hadn’t heard.  I told him I would stay in Topeka if I got the detective offer, but otherwise I was going to take the job in Lawrence.  The tarantula got loose, then somebody accidentally stepped on it (killing it of course) . . . those things aint cheap.

#HaikuByStu 

*** They said, “Can’t be done.”

*** But dreams know no boundaries.

*** The Triple Lindy.

#FirstWorldProblems

A Very Royal Series

New FREE contest for writers of women’s fiction http://tinyurl.com/of5zgqz Judged by agent @PaulaSMunier - via @chucksambuchino

Royal(s) with Cheese

49 cents - it was worth it for the box alone.

#ChiefsKingdom 142.2 decibels

#Royals are on a 7 game winning streak in post-season play.

I don’t plan on ever getting a shave at the barber with a straight razor, because I’m guessing there is about a 50% chance of dying from a slit throat

Marvel #EasterEgg

I discovered Pretzel Pizza at #LittleCeasars.  On an unrelated note, I will be obese by Christmas.

                                                                                                             

#Anchorman is rare exception in all moviedom where the outtakes are actually worth watching. 

Maybe a dingo ate your baby

 

Me and Jonah saw #Guardians best movie since #Avengers . . . really good.  I didn’t know I’d be crying in both the opening and ending scenes . . . I’m crying right now

#Guardians is only the fourth movie in a decade to have four number one weeks at the box office.  The other three?  Only Hunger Games, Dark Knight, and Avitar.

                                                  

Thirty-two ounce diet doc and 2 corndogs for $2 at 7:00 AM . . . best breakfast ever

Stonehenge mystery “deepens”

Bye Bye #BK

#Interstellar trailer #4 is out.  Once again they pose more questions than they answer.  I can’t wait.

Do you ever sit and wonder if maybe, just maybe, salsa is ruining Mexican food?”

Robert downy jr says #Guardians is best Marvel movie

How come whenever I order a large drink at #Panda, they always ask me if I’m sure I want a large.

#IHadADream the ghosts, both good and bad (angels and demons) have an ability called “shrinks”, which they use to hide themselves from people.  But shrinks are getting harder and harder to use as people evolve and their imaginations get better and better.  The Fire Angel turns people into Fire People (apparently).

#HaikuByStu 

*** There is no standing still.

*** Run.  Run Hard.  Run with a passion.

*** Always hold down B.

#FirstWorldProblems

Ice Bucket

I had been stuck on a Freecell game for weeks.  I probably failed 50 times.  I handed my phone to Lara and she beat it on the first try in about 5 minutes, saying “I thought you said it was hard”.  L

#FlashbackTo1993 in honor of Jamie Foxx playing Mike Tyson, I thought it would be a good time to once again remember Carl “the tooth” Williams.  Hollering 1-8-7 with my glove in your mouth fool!

Speaking of hashtag Lara.  Did I tell you about the time we watched the Dark Knight 2, and 5 minutes into the movie she makes the following predictions:  Mol from Inception is the real bad guy, not Bane.  Joseph Gorgeous Levitt is Robin.  And Alfred will finally see Bruce at the Café at the end of the movie.  True story . . . except she referred to Robin as Joseph Gordon-Levitt.  pssh

It’s that time of year again for the #HuntForOctober (I know, who cares, right?)  Well I care, because this will be the last best-of-seven series ever.  Next year the Cubbies sweep Miami in 5. #Lub

Sometimes I’ll have gas, and I’ll think “That’s weird, I didn’t eat healthy yesterday”

Hey Leedog, are you up for #BurningMan14

Did you hear about the guy who broke into the parked car that had a baby inside, melting in the sweltering heat.  When they got in there, the baby had no pulse . . . because it was a doll.

#Snickers does always satisfy

I watched #WintersTale it was great! 

Trailer No. 3 for #Interstellar is out.  It shows the least amount of plot yet, and I’m triply intrigued

Some nerds on the internet did the math . . . #Mario runs twice as fast as #Sonic

#IHadADream Me and Leedog went to workout at Lara’s gym.  It’s a place where Nikki, Rene, and Kristen Bell routinely visit . . . in fact, they were all there!  We changed in the lobby instead of the locker room because we didn’t know “the rules”.  Everyone flipped out when we started lifting weights naked.

#HaikuByStu Conquer “The World” . . . #8bit Style

*** Endure blood, sweat, tears.

*** Cast Dragon into Lava.

*** Surprise! Wrong Castle.

 #FirstWorldProblems

Week of Stew

I think Carrie Matheson’s boss is my favorite character of all time.  #PrincessBride

Not to be confused with my favorite actor of all time.  

 

Another golf #snoozefest .  #Tiger please get well soon.

Homeland Season 2 is great.  They have such good acting on those premium cable shows.

I was dropping off a yard sign at 4218 Moundview.  That’s when I found out there are two houses (literally two houses apart) that have the same address.  How does that happen?

Speaking of yard signs, #VoteForBecky

It’s 2014, can we please figure out as a society how to print from a web browser.

Thirty-two ounce diet doc and a coney for $2 at 7:00 AM . . . best breakfast ever 

Sometimes one hit wonders are really good.  Remember how great #FionaApple was?  That song was like once-in-a-decade good.  I think #MegMeyers Desire is that type of good.

That dog is the luckiest life form on earth.

#IHadADream A stray beagle lived inside the spigot on my house.  So I put a saucer of water out for him.  He came out of the spigot and had his fill of water and then he ran off.  Then a golden retriever puppy came out.  He too had his fill before running after his beagle friend.  “They’ll come back” I said, “if they know what’s good for them.”

#HaikuByStu 

*** I wake, cold, bruised, stuck.

*** Must reach, need weapon from ice.

*** Clear Mind, use the Force.

#FirstWorldProblems #PandaExpress

Thrice Bitten

THIS JUST IN of the week #JowHumpday : Tried #PandaExpress for the first time . . . Where has this been all my life?

#KingJames LeBack?

I never understood the “ #SillyRabbit Trix are for kids” commercial.  I mean, the rabbit is a kid rabbit, so it should be OK.

I think #CapitalCities – Safe and Sound, is my favorate video.  The actual song itself, is definitely in my top one thousand favorite songs.

West Ridge Lanes burger better than Gage Bowls.

THIS JUST IN of the week:  #JackWhite – Alone in My Home, incredible.

#IHadADream I went to the pizza hut corporate headquarters to pick up my pizza.  They were running a promotion where you could bring in your old pizza and get a discount on a new pizza.  So I had a slice in my zipper pocket (Napoleon Dynamite Style).  While waiting outside for service, I taught some kids how to juggle.  Then my father-in-law flew by with a helicopter hat.  He hovered like Kazoo, the green genie from Flintstones.

#HaikuByStu 

*** Berets, escargot,….

*** Nothing good came from France, but

*** Au Jus and Jean Luc.

#FirstWorldProblems