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 Pareidolia

Wow: pareidolia – Lub

 

Road Trip:  State Fair turns 100

 

Did you hear about the prankster in Montana who dressed up in a Big-Foot suit and thought it would be funny to scare some motorists on the highway?   You can guess how this story ended….with a toe tag….a BIG toe tag.

 

I went to 5^th Avenue:   No big deal.  It’s basically a poor man’s Butterfinger.  L

 

In “2010: The year we make contact”, a boy had poster of an Olympic sprinter on wall with the title “Beijing 08”.  In real life, Beijing wasn’t selected until the early 2000’s.  The movie was filmed in 1983.

 

I red boxed “ATM”.  It’s “Saw” meets “Joy Ride”.   So basically, awesome.

 

First August that I ever needed hand lotion and chap stick.

 

Office over.

 

Pee-Wee 60.

 

Remember in the 80’s when they said we would all be dead by the turn of the century from African killer bees migrating north from central America?  Now the buzz word (pun intended) is West Nile Virus.  Didn’t we already debunk this farce about 10 years ago?  Come on, give me a break.  Bird flu, swine flu, who gives a sh……….. (that’s from Happy Gilmore)

 

Jets:  First team since the 70’s, not to score a TD in 3 pre-season games

 

Speaking of Windows ’95, why are we still using the same operating system, almost 20 years later.  Think of how far software came in the previous 20 years before 1995.  Sandra Bullock ordered a pizza online in 1995….easily. 

 

Does anyone want to go in and split the cost of a west nile appocolypse survival bunker?

 

Three perfect games so far this year (most ever).  I remember Kenny Rogers like it was yesterday.  At the time, I think they only had one about every ten years or so.  I don’t know if lowering the mound a few inches is going to fix it this time.  Maybe we need to put them in fox holes.

 

Batman III cracks top 10 all-time box office sales.  I wonder how much it would have made.

 

I’m addicted to 5^th Avenue trips.  I’m up to like 1.2 BPD’s (bars per day)