Star Wars came out
I’ve never eaten a McChicken without regretting it afterward
. . . except for maybe that time Kent went for a McChicken-run at 3:00 A.M.
during a poker game at my house.
It’s definitely not an exaggeration to say that I’ve seen
the Bohemian Rhapsody Suicide Squad Trailer at least 50 times. I think I could
just loop it for 2 hours and I’d be content on the couch with popcorn and Juju
Bees.
Maze Runner Part 2 was actually pretty good. I think I even
liked it better than the first one.
Make that 51 times. . . I don’t think I even care about the
new Superman Move. I wish Suicide Squad was coming out in March instead.
Lara asked me what kind of pop to get at the store. I said
any kind you want, as long as it’s name brand, caffeinated, no-calorie,
non-pepsi and comes in a 12 ounce can.
Sweet, they are finally making a movie version of my
favorite board game. #TomHardy
The third part of the planned Pee Wee Trilogy is coming out.
I’m so excited, it looks great. How does Pee Wee actually look younger than he
did 30 years ago.
If my mom ever knew that I owned one of those funny haired
trolls as kid, she would have doused me with light fluid, set me ablaze and
thrown me out a 5th story window to cleanse my soul.
#FlashBackTo1989
Google Spot #CountdownTo2012 #Lub
Speaking of Google Spot. Michael Crichton was dead on.
#Runaway
Bumper Sticker of the Week: #TeeOfTheWeek
Ugh! Why do I always feel terrible afterword.
#IHadADream that I found a secret second floor in our single
story office building. It turns out that my company condemned the 2nd
floor when they bought it. They destroyed the staircase so no one would ever
know about it. But I was able to find it the 2nd floor by crawling
through the ceiling tiles, “Lee and Stew” Style. Once up there, I found some
homeless guys who lived there, but it turned out that they were actually
undercover homeless guys working for the drug cartel from Sicario. I got mixed
up in a big turf war and Emily Blunt had to teach me how to protect myself with
an M-16.
#HaikuByStu
*** I make good Haiku
*** But lately too much hooplas
*** All out of ideas
#FirstWorldProblems #FWP
. . . 52 times.
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