Super Humpday

Indy 5 . . . nuff said

2016. The year Stew bought his first mp3.  Yay for Stew, you’re not entirely stuck in the 90’s.

On a totally unrelated note . . . favorite new song (not new favorite song) is Impossible Winner. Jack White can sure knock them out of the park. He may be the new “king” we’ve been waiting for since Elvis and Michael died.

We don’t have to call them the Wachoiski “Siblings” anymore . . . I think

Antman riding a Jeremy Renner arrow like a horse . . . I’m all in. #CivilWar

Too bad Terrance Howard has to die though. You know what they say, “To make an omelet . . . “ #CivilWar

Homemade taco dog. Tasted even better than it looked.

I keep hearing radio ads for “God’s Not Dead Too” That doesn’t seem like proper grammar.

The problem I have when I find a new song that I totally love (like totally) is I listen to it about 50 times, #SuicideSquad style . . . then I hate the song forever. *dead inside emoji* #DeadWeather

I tried tartar sauce for the first time. Not a big fan.

The boys are watching the 6 previous Rocky movies in preparation for Creed. Just finished Rocky Part 4. I’ll stand by what I said before, Drago did nothing wrong but he was painted as such a villain in that movie. Lay off him. #iHeartDolph

I finally took Leedog up on his 18 year ago recommendation to watch “A Simple Plan”.

On a totally unrelated note . . . I’m on Prozac . . . Thanks Leedog *cue the trombone*

I finally took Noura up on her 18 month ago recommendation to watch “What We Do In the Shadows”.

On a totally unrelated note . . . I like Stew

On an even more totally (like totally) unrelated note . . . I like turtles.

#IHadADream that I got a new gun. I was so excited about it that I wanted to show it to everyone, so I ran around waving it in people’s faces as I approached them quickly.

#TeeOfTheWeek #PiDay #PieDay

#FirstWorldProblems #FWP

Finalleo

Star Wars came out

I’ve never eaten a McChicken without regretting it afterward . . . except for maybe that time Kent went for a McChicken-run at 3:00 A.M. during a poker game at my house.

It’s definitely not an exaggeration to say that I’ve seen the Bohemian Rhapsody Suicide Squad Trailer at least 50 times. I think I could just loop it for 2 hours and I’d be content on the couch with popcorn and Juju Bees.

Maze Runner Part 2 was actually pretty good. I think I even liked it better than the first one.

Make that 51 times. . . I don’t think I even care about the new Superman Move. I wish Suicide Squad was coming out in March instead.

More like a small SMALL moon

Lara asked me what kind of pop to get at the store. I said any kind you want, as long as it’s name brand, caffeinated, no-calorie, non-pepsi and comes in a 12 ounce can.

Sweet, they are finally making a movie version of my favorite board game. #TomHardy

The third part of the planned Pee Wee Trilogy is coming out. I’m so excited, it looks great. How does Pee Wee actually look younger than he did 30 years ago.

If my mom ever knew that I owned one of those funny haired trolls as kid, she would have doused me with light fluid, set me ablaze and thrown me out a 5^th story window to cleanse my soul. #FlashBackTo1989

Google Spot #CountdownTo2012 #Lub

Speaking of Google Spot. Michael Crichton was dead on. #Runaway

Bumper Sticker of the Week:  #TeeOfTheWeek

Ugh! Why do I always feel terrible afterword.

#IHadADream that I found a secret second floor in our single story office building. It turns out that my company condemned the 2^nd floor when they bought it. They destroyed the staircase so no one would ever know about it. But I was able to find it the 2^nd floor by crawling through the ceiling tiles, “Lee and Stew” Style. Once up there, I found some homeless guys who lived there, but it turned out that they were actually undercover homeless guys working for the drug cartel from Sicario. I got mixed up in a big turf war and Emily Blunt had to teach me how to protect myself with an M-16.

#HaikuByStu 

*** I make good Haiku

*** But lately too much hooplas

*** All out of ideas

#FirstWorldProblems #FWP

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