No explanation necessary
#AmtrakPrayers
Did you see #Supergirl take on two bank robbers with machine
guns? I’m in love
The 13 year old in me wants to get excited about the Royals
but the jaded adult part of me is just sad.
I heard #MadMax 4 was really good but they should have
called it Mad #Charlize
Whenever I visit an office building I always take the stairs
but not for health reasons. I like to pretend I’m in #DieHard
Gross, the extreme close-up of blister in #whiplash was
almost as bad as #JaredLeto needle hole in Requiem.
One sip and you know why it’s called @Mangria
#StarWars Force Awakens is going to make more money than
Avatitanic
#TheMaze 2 looks great.
#ChewieWereHome is going to be the next #KlaatuBaradaNikto (
#Lub if your under 90)
I’ve watched the #Supergirl trailer about 10 times . . .
today
Hey #FreddiePrinceJr How you doin’? It was a crazy
#SaturdayNight
You know a song’s good when you crank it so loud it makes
your rear-view vibrate for the first time #NotYourFault #Awalnation
I guess we’re going to see a lot more two point conversions
this year. Thanks #MartyMcFly #BTTF2015 #BTTF #2015
Wow. The #TrueDetective Season 2 trailer looks OTH. I better
look into watching season 1. *show teeth*
Leedog, check out what I won at work. Just in time for
#JimmyBuffett
Every time you shuffle, you create a sequence of cards that
has never existed . . . ever #FactOfTheWeek
#CountdownTo2012 #SkyHorns
#TeeOfTheWeek #Tow
#IHadADream I fell asleep in the recliner and had a dream
that I was attending a graduation party. All of the sudden a few dead people
showed up, imagine the girl from The Ring or any character from 6th
Sense (spoiler alert). The dead people wore cap and gown so they appeared
normal out of the corner of one’s eye. Then all the super heroes from kick-ass appeared
(as dead people of course). I realized it was a scary dream and I started
freaking out, caught between two worlds, trying to escape the dead-people party
but stuck half-awake, paralyzed on the recliner. Finally I was able to kick the
end table and fully return to the safety of the recliner. The end table was
overturned in the middle of the living room floor. I sat in the recliner,
gasping for air when slowly a face slid into view next to mine, inches away. So
close I could feel the musty, sulfury breath of the face . . . the face of a
dead person. I screamed and awoke again, this time back in the real world (or
so I think).
#HaikuByStu
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#FirstWorldProblems #FWP
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