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This ‘Humpday Hoopla’ is the best thing to happen to me since rice pudding.” –Noura the Destroyer

Crowdfund #Troopers2 . . . please http://igg.me/at/supertroopers2/x

I read #TheMartian . . . definitely one of the best books I ever read. Can’t wait for #RidleyScott Movie with #MattDamon and #JessicaChastain

#OhioDreams Slip ‘N Fly #Lub

#DidYouKnow Krusty was originally planned to be unveiled as Homer #mindblown

I heard one theory that “night people” see #TheDress as blue and black because they’re used to unnatural light, and they’re brain compensates accordingly.

Calling all websites, someone please make me a #QuantumLeap iPhone case. I will pay handsomely.

Speaking of handsomely . . . #Mission5 trailer is out. I’ve got a fever, and the only prescription is more #JeremyRenner

#Lub the #EnChroma #Valspar #ColorForAll video on you tube. I dare you not to cry.

Yuck, either this peanut butter has gone rancid or I made the mistake of eating it with celery.

Watched #12AngryMen . . . spoiler alert: it was great from start to finish . . . it’s screaming to be remade

Tee of the Week #Tow

Oh!!! I just got it! Alien Nation was a play on words . . . alienation.  It only took me about 30 years.

#IHadADream Me and my police partner, George, were spooning in the passenger seat of my truck during our lunch break. Freddy showed up with a van full of juvenile prison inmates, ready to work. Then Vinny showed up. Vinny reminded me of our upcoming charity golf tournament, so subsequently, I went to his house to get my clubs under his bunk bed. His cat licked my face.

#HaikuByStu 

*** We are good enough

*** We proud few are the Goonies

*** We never say die

#FirstWorldProblems #FWP

Team Blue and Black

#RipSpock There are no other words

#CountdownTo2012 #ChinaAsmogalypse #Lub

You know the S is about to get R when you here a siren coming from a long distance, then all of the sudden when it’s outside your building, you here the “woop” sound.

Ahh, the often sought after, rare “no center link” can of #ViennaSausages

We had some good #DarkKnightRises snow today. I felt like starting a fist fight in the parking lot.

#TeamWeasel or #TeamWoodpecker #Lub

Hypothetical: Would it be ok to time travel to early 1900’s Germany to kill #TheDress when it’s a baby? You’d save millions of marriages.

Spring training, coming up . . . #Tow

#CountdownTo2012 I spent more time this weekend on twitter reading about #TheDress than all other previous twitter activities combined.

I watched #Bound for the first time. It started out like a movie you’d find after midnight on #Cinemax but the plot showed-up in the second half and it was great.

#CountdownTo2015 the year we finally get the 9-game #WorldSeries #GoRoyals

It’s been over ten years, I guess it’s about time to dust these off. ROK is still in the wrap. Haha. #LOTR

I need help, I can’t drop #TheDress

#IHadADream It started out like a movie where you see the last scene first, Citizen Cain style. The movie was narrated by me and it took place at the turn of the 19^th Century within an actual state but near the country’s border . . . the frontier. I, as the narrorator stated “Here and now is how and when I die, killed by a World War I era German soldier.” (in the late 1800’s?)  He was trespassing on my land and he entered my barn where I was unarmed even though I reached for my waistband expecting to find a World War II era, German pistol . . . it wasn’t there, of course . . . so I died. So then in the next scene of the “movie”, we were moving onto the property around mid-year 1776. (You know like, early July . . . like, some date before the 5^th  . . . of July . . . 1776)  So anyway, it had an old barn with a leaky roof, that we’d plan to fix . . . we never did. The farmhouse was very modern for 1776, it had all stainless steel kitchen appliances, including a top-and-bottom refrigerator with French doors.

#HaikuByStu Haiku by Bry

*** 4 plus 5 is 9

*** To get an outside line, 9

*** Yes or no is NEIN!

#FirstWorldProblems #FWP by Lara