Scarlett
Jimmer say: “#18 is out.”
Confucius say: “Why not try red?”
Is KC a “Kansas town” or a “Missouri town”? Is KC a
“Big 12 town” or an “SEC town”. The following is the number of Alumni
from the local three D-1 schools that currently reside in the metro:
88,000 KU, 34,000 KSU, 23,000 MU
Who would have known: New cars (cars less than 50,000
miles) are supposed to lose 1 quart of oil every 1000 miles! And for over
50,000, its 1 quart every 750 miles, that’s 4 quarts between each oil change!!!
I think maybe Obi-Wan was Euthanized because he was old, and
therefore no longer seen as a productive member of society.
Did you hear about the hockey dad that pulled a “Back to
School”, and blinded some kid on the opposing team with a laser! I think
it was the goalie during actual play.
The pentagon has developed a robot that can run 18
MPH! Isn’t that the way five different Will Smith movies started.
Good news Leedog: Beiber’s legal!
Chevy Volt: European Car of the Year! (I guess
the fact that they are no longer in production, is moot)
Glock 26’s are going to sell like hot cakes this
summer. Big thanks to Scarlett SoHot-zen.
No Fake-Patty’s Day this year L
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